SUBSIM Radio Room Forums

SUBSIM Radio Room Forums (https://www.subsim.com/radioroom/index.php)
-   Silent Hunter III (https://www.subsim.com/radioroom/forumdisplay.php?f=182)
-   -   Mods you're never likely to see. (https://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showthread.php?t=158649)

Jimbuna 11-29-09 11:43 AM

How about a slide connected from the the conning tower to the deck so the crew can amuse themselves during quiet periods.

Or a pole dancer mod for that annoying piece of iron in the control room.

mookiemookie 11-29-09 12:48 PM

The "whales humping" ambient sound mod. Your hydrophone checks will never be the same.

Sailor Steve 11-29-09 01:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimbuna (Post 1210804)
Or a pole dancer mod for that annoying piece of iron in the control room.

Done long ago, courtesy of your friendly neighborhood Ferret.
http://img393.imageshack.us/img393/4958/bernard6sp.jpg




What? Not exactly what you had in mind?
:rotfl2:

Oberon 11-29-09 02:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mookiemookie (Post 1210833)
The "whales humping" ambient sound mod. Your hydrophone checks will never be the same.

Either that or Russian singing :03:

Jimbuna 11-29-09 03:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sailor Steve (Post 1210851)
Done long ago, courtesy of your friendly neighborhood Ferret.


What? Not exactly what you had in mind?
:rotfl2:


No, not quite :DL

http://www.smileygenerator.us/commun...s/stripshy.gif

Draka 11-29-09 05:05 PM

I'm waiting for a Mod that will simulate all the crew activities and locations ashore inbetween patrols - ya know, red-light district et al ........

Sailor Steve 11-29-09 06:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Draka (Post 1210922)
I'm waiting for a Mod that will simulate all the crew activities and locations ashore inbetween patrols - ya know, red-light district et al ........

Sorry, your next patrol is cancelled - 18 crewmen in the hospital. They should have stayed away from anyplace called "Dirty Inga's".

Gaijin 11-29-09 07:40 PM

Indeed.

A 'GWXXX Herr Rottencrotch Mod v1.0', which randomly decreases crew efficiency in the first two weeks after leaving port.

Of course, after 1943, the 'GWXXX Herr Prichenjabb' Upgrade would have to become available to medic qualified officers. :hmmm:

Kpt. Lehmann 11-30-09 02:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gaijin (Post 1210976)
Indeed.

A 'GWXXX Herr Rottencrotch Mod v1.0', which randomly decreases crew efficiency in the first two weeks after leaving port.

Of course, after 1943, the 'GWXXX Herr Prichenjabb' Upgrade would have to become available to medic qualified officers. :hmmm:

I think that once a 'crotch-crickets' mod of some sort was considered with variable effects via SH3 Commander.

Oneshot/Onekill 11-30-09 06:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimbuna (Post 1210902)

WhoooHooo!!!!!.......Hey anbody got ten 1 dollar bills......She want's a lap dance!:har::har::har:

SeaWolf U-57 11-30-09 06:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oneshot/Onekill (Post 1211126)
WhoooHooo!!!!!.......Hey anbody got ten 1 dollar bills......She want's a lap dance!:har::har::har:



I don't Know you Know that jigging around could be caused by Kpt Lehmann's Crotch Crickets Mod :shifty:

fw66 11-30-09 07:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sailor Steve (Post 1210851)
Done long ago, courtesy of your friendly neighborhood Ferret.
http://img393.imageshack.us/img393/4958/bernard6sp.jpg




What? Not exactly what you had in mind?
:rotfl2:

"You can leave your hat on" starts up on the gramophone..:o

flag4 11-30-09 11:04 AM

psychosis then sex: these threads are getting really interesting nowadays. :yeah:

Jimbuna 11-30-09 04:20 PM

Mine detection mod

http://img340.imageshack.us/img340/1309/seagullmine.jpg

mookiemookie 11-30-09 04:34 PM

If you think planes are underpowered, you can always mod in the almighty Catafark!

http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/8798/2fark141yr.jpg


All times are GMT -5. The time now is 08:46 PM.

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.11
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Copyright © 1995- 2025 Subsim®
"Subsim" is a registered trademark, all rights reserved.