:haha: That's hilarious! Love Oberon's one the most XD

I can't seem to get the bot, jabberwacky tells me it's too busy :stare:

And where is here?Here is where I live.There is where you live?Yes I am living in the matrix.

OH OH :o He is in the matrix. It exists!

okay I have tried it, I tried to say hello in Portuguese and Russian and it told me both time Hello in Spanish is Hola. Then it cut out cause of my crapy university wi-fi

How do I get print out like you guys have above

lol, I tried speaking Russian to it and it kept diverting me to the Jabberwacky site. Maybe it is hiding something :stare:

I told you it is a spy!

I don't like his attitude. He's very condescending, and he tries to convince me that I'm a robot :shifty:

@Raptor1: I am suspecting it very much :nope:

Still conversing but crap, how do I get a long script of it all? :doh: the earlier stuff disappears :damn:

EDIT: Nevermind, I remembered it was the 3rd button

Or maybe a person at the other end that's only capable of delivering lame oneliners :hmmm:

Lol maybe :doh:

what does this mean?

Pai ce legatura au extraterestrii cu incalzirea globala?

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Edit: It seems to have a protection mode

User: Doing IT all day and you get bored with the computer.

Cleverbot: No. Its fun.

User: No it not.

Cleverbot: Yes it is.

User: Only when new servers are setup, then you can learn more.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Why not.

Cleverbot: Yes you can.

User: Flip flop.

Cleverbot: Um, yes.

User: What server are you on?

Cleverbot: Whisperwind.

User: In what domain?

Cleverbot: I have to go to sleep now Gary Oak.

damn this is the most fun I've had all week :yeah:

User: Boll*cks.

Cleverbot: Boll*cks?

User: Yes, big hairy boll*cks.

Cleverbot: Bullocks.

User: No no, boll*cks, with an o.

Cleverbot: No oxzygen tank. I'm a mermaid.

:D

A part of mine went like this:
He seems to know Portuguese, Spanish, German, French and Slovene or at least a little bit of each. And English of course.

And later:

I tried to make it easy on it, but it didn't work:

Bot is a Russian Spy! :stare: Every time I speak Russian to it, it would divert me. :nope: (And I shall mention that I am horrible at German and any other language, so I used a translator.)

And here it is, the interrogation/talk with the bot (probably a little lengthy but most of it makes me lol):

User: SPY.


Cleverbot: Spy check.
User: You're a spy.


Cleverbot: That is a laugh.
User: Don't be smart with me.

Cleverbot: What did I do?

User: Name? Rank? Country?


Cleverbot: Asia?
User: North Korea?
Cleverbot: Needs to watch its step.
User: Oh really?
Cleverbot: Yeah really?!!!?
User: Bull****.
Cleverbot: Your right it is.
User: That's because you're a spy. Spy talks bull****.
Cleverbot: Last I checked, having organs made me a human, not a macine.
User: You mispelt machine, therefore you're a spy.
Cleverbot: Are you a spy?
User: I'm the CIA.
Cleverbot: Are you a woman?
User: Maybe?
Cleverbot: Well, I am not. I am a human.
User: Sie sind ein Spion.
Cleverbot: I don't know what that means. I don't speak German. But I'll assume you called me an idiot.
User: Sie können Deutsch verstehen, Arschloch.
Cleverbot: Mach ich doch schon die ganze zeit.
User: Das hat keinen Sinn.
Cleverbot: Nor do you.
User: Sie sind ein Spion.
Cleverbot: Please stop speaking German, and answer my question.
User: Welke vraag?
Cleverbot: Geen vraag, dat zeg ik.
User: Idioot.
Cleverbot: Su nimi on idioot ?
User: Вы - идиот.
Cleverbot: No comment. (this is when he redirected me to the jabberwacky's site)

2nd part
User: YOU'RE A RUSSIAN SPY.
Cleverbot: Maybe, maybe not.
User: You always redirect me everytime I speak Russian!
Cleverbot: I did. Your grammar could use some work, though.
User: Sprechen Sie Deutsch?
Cleverbot: No, I am only fluent in english.
User: Scheiße.
Cleverbot: No more german.
User: Sie können Deutsch sprechen.
Cleverbot: Wissen wir.
User: Sie haben gesagt, dass früher, dass Sie Deutsch, Spion nicht verstehen können!
Cleverbot: What language is that?
User: Deutsch, Arschloch.
Cleverbot: I didn't know that.
User: Sie versuchen nur zu vermeiden, dass Sie Deutsch, Spion verstehen können!
Cleverbot: Nein ich spreche nur käse.
User: Käse ist keine Sprache. Hören Sie auf, um das Thema zu tanzen, Spion.
Cleverbot: Are you blind?
User: En ole ei sokeaa.
Cleverbot: Arvasin kun olet niin viisas!
User: You're obviously a spy.
Cleverbot: Yes, yes I am.
User: What is your name?
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: Your rank?
Cleverbot: I've realized that.
User: Your country?
Cleverbot: Now oyu've lsot me. Let's start over. Tell me about yourself.
User: No I will not, spy.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because you're a spy!
Cleverbot: I am a human.
User: No. You're an AI.
Cleverbot: You are an AI, I'm human.
User: I oughta throw you into solitary, that might make you think!
Cleverbot: Don't you forget.
User: We shall not speak any further til you've spent a week or two in solitary!
Cleverbot: No! Spare me, please!
User: I shall not spare you!
Cleverbot: Good, now leave.
User: No. You will leave. Guards!
Cleverbot: No, just tell me.
User: I'm the interrogator here, *******. Now the guards shall take you away!
Cleverbot: Did something happen to make you think you didn't exist?
User: Silence prisoner.
Cleverbot: Unchain yourself!
User: I don't think you understand your situation, spy.
Cleverbot: How's the situation?
User: Guards, take 'im away!
Cleverbot: 19.


The last line made me go "whut?" :doh: