Still beats Siberia, imo. :D

But it's like guarding sand in the middle of the desert. :har:

I vote this to be his reaction. :yep:

He will probably just shoot you and the report he will write after will say "All quiet on the western front"

:har:

Nah, he will report that when suspect A (Dowly) tossed the rock he inadventantly slipped and fell on an AK-47 round.

You know, that was my first thought. you must be stalking me, you pervert.

Seriously I wouldn't go messing with Russian border guards. It at least used to be so that Finnish border guards weren't allowed to go around with loaded weapons. Russians border guards always had live ammo and loaded weapons. They have this thing they do when Finnish truckers give them trouble, refuse to show what is in their truck or something, they chamber a round (pull back on the loading lever of the AK). That usually is enough to get the trucker co-operating. :)

OW! A fate worse than death!:cry:

Well, if the hydraulics are still operational it should not take too long to forget the lack of leaky reservoires.