Yeah, but you told me in Houston you still long for electricity and running water :hmmm:

TJ, I'll see your 'Grandad' and raise you one I heard when I was driving charter vans:

I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my dad did; not screaming in terror like his passengers.

lol@sailorsteve.:rotfl:

Bah that was an old joke.:O: I don't have a better one though:shifty:

Well, I'm an old dude. And who knows how old you were when I was driving charter vans, which was twenty-five years ago.

Oh, wait, I did it a second time, and that was only eight years ago.

But which time did I hear it first? I don't remember.

I hate getting old. I think I'll start getting younger again.

The old uns are still the best Steve :up:

.....even their jokes :03:

OUCH!

That is Hilarious Steve :haha: :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

We call our grandad "Spiderman".

He hasn't got any super powers - he just finds it difficult to get out of the bath.