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I'm changing my vote. Go with Raptors! :haha:

Lo and behold, I open up my inbox here at work and see this:

Quote:

PRIZE WINNING DETAILS.

This email is to notify you that you have won an Award Sum of €1,000,000.00 Euro
in Nationale Staats Loterij held in Netherlands Amsterdam. Winners were pickedby
computerized system, drawn from over 50,000,000 companies and individualse-mail
addresses worldwide. Please contact the payment director by phone with your
winning information. Batch Num. DX842-NLP590, Ref Num. PL21-NL401-EU, Lucky
Num. DPS440-316DB, Ticket Num. NL771-WZ31

Contact: Mr.David Moolman
Tel: +31-647-226-334
E:mail:vaginfo1@aim.com
Your full Names:
Fax/Telephone:
Age:
Nationale Staats Loterij is lawful sponsored by the Microsoft Corporation and is
registered and protected by the Benelux trademark law. Please you areexpected to
make your claims immediately. Any claim not made before 21 Days will be transfer
to the suspense vault of the Netherlands Gaming Board.

Congratulations!!!
Sincerely yours,
Mrs. Daniela V. Abder
Dept Sec.

I think I'll send Letum's reply.

Noo! mine won't work for that.

Arrgh, why don't I ever get spam? It's so frustrating :(

Oh, I agree, Letum's reply won't work for that, make something that fits it better.

Ehh, it was sent to my work email address. I don't think I really want to mess around with that. But it would be funny.

Use the name "Heywood Jablome".:D

Spam can start some funny ideas at subsim...:rotfl:

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Originally Posted by Task Force (Post 1138651)

Spam can start some funny ideas at subsim...:rotfl:

You're the one to talk...

Quote:

Originally Posted by mookiemookie (Post 1138637)

Lo and behold, I open up my inbox here at work and see this:

E:mail:vaginfo1@aim.com

Maybe I am just immature, but I think that email addy is hilarious. :har:

PD

Quote:

Originally Posted by Task Force (Post 1138651)

Spam can start some funny ideas at subsim...:rotfl:

I always like to reply to those kind of emails with this one ... Works so far:

http://www.theworldwideweather.com/a_thevoices.jpg

Lol... now that would be a shocker....:rotfl:

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Originally Posted by geetrue (Post 1138678)

I always like to reply to those kind of emails with this one ... Works so far:

http://www.theworldwideweather.com/a_thevoices.jpg

ಠ_ಠ

Quote:

Originally Posted by XabbaRus (Post 1138142)

Dear friend,

Firstly let me introduce my self, I am Mr. David Lawson Credit & Disbursement Department Head Royal Bank of Scotland London United Kingdom. I am writing you in regards to a business suggestion which involves Transfer of Funds with amount Ј15.9 Million Great British Pounds only which has been lying unclaimed in Royal Bank of Scotland London. I am contacting you to assist me move these funds to your account, this transaction is legal and will be followed and endorsed legally by the British legal councils.

However, I did like to know if you would be able to handle this transaction with such amount involved. I shall furnish you with more details as soon as I have heard from you with the below details listed:

1. Full names:
2. Age
3. Sex
4. Current residential address:
5. Private phone number:

I will be waiting for response and assurance that you can be of partnership with me in making this project a reality. I will be furnishing you with further details as soon as I hear from you.

Truly Yours,

Mr. David Lawson
Credit & Disbursement Dept. {Royal Bank of Scotland England UK)

OK any suggestions?

I have two ideas.
1.

Dear Mr. Lawson,

I received your letter but must inform you that all of my business matters are handled by my accountant, Helen Waite. For any further business dealings with me, please go to Helen Waite.

Sincerely,
Ima Pseudonym

2.

Dear Mr. Lawson,

Thank you for your kind letter. I am, indeed interested in your business offer. Please provide me with your home street address or latitude and longitude coordinates. I will need those to load into the guidance system of my "payment package". I will send it along as soon as I receive the former and finish packing the coins around the HE charge of the warh...I mean "payment envelope".

Sincerely yours,