LMAO :rotfl:

A very loud, ugly, hard-faced woman walks into Tesco with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
The door greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Tesco. Nice children you've got there. Are they twins?"
The ugly woman stops screaming long enough to snarl, "Of course they bloody aren't, you *******ing idiot! The oldest, he's nine and the younger one, she's seven. Why the hell would you think they're twins...? Do you really think they look alike, you *******ing d**khead?"
"Absolutely not," replies the greeter. "I just can't believe anyone would shag you twice!"

:DL

I don't know about that ... I could play football on her forehead.

I would do her....:O:

I've met your kind before....shag the crack of dawn if it had hair on it :O:

A large American woman was walking past a pet store when a parrot said, ''Hey, lady! You're *********g ugly!" The woman was furious and continued on her way.

On the way home, she passed by the pet store again and the parrot once more said, "Hey, lady! You're *********g ugly!" She was incredibly annoyed now, so she went into the store and said that she would sue them and have the bird put down. The store manager apologised profusely and promised he would make sure the parrot did not say it again.

The next day, she deliberately passed by the store to test the parrot. "Hey, lady!" it said.

"Yes?"

"You *********g know."

I take great offense to that Buna. I like em bald too.....:woot:

LOL :DL

The balder the better....................:D :D :D

http://www.sillyjokes.co.uk/images/d...erhead-man.jpg Hmm....right :hmmm:

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