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:haha: At both jokes.....

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Originally Posted by jimbuna

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Originally Posted by bookworm_020

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Nice!

I told my wife the first joke and she got a laugh out of it!:up:

Can you ask her if she wouldn't mind explaining it to Morts :DL

I would but she's asleep!:zzz:

The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.

Some hours later, Tonto woke the Lone Ranger and said, "Kemo Sabe, look at sky. What you see?"

The Lone Ranger replied, "I see millions of stars."

"What that tell you?" asked Tonto.

The Lone Ranger pondered for a minute said, "Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be about a quarter past three in the morning. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What's it tell you, Tonto?"

"You dumber than buffalo patties. It means someone stole the tent!"