Liked the list, but there a couple of things they need pointing out. Call them the Australian version!
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1. We know beer - you don’t.
I don’t know who labeled your dishwater “beer”, but it’s misleading. When you order a beer in Germany - don’t expect it to be ice cold. And yes, the foam is intended to be there.
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Room tempreture beer here in Australia is a no no! 35 degree beer!:huh: Do agree on the foam, we are not England!
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On the autobahn no speed limit sign actually means no speed limit.
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Here we have speed limits, just that no one can reach them in peak hour, let alone break it!:roll:
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3. Soccer is not for chicks. Well, not only.
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Soccer it not a main line sport here in Australia, why would it be with grown men crying over someone slapping them in the face?:doh:
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The Bavarian “Lederhosen” are like the Texan cowboy hats.
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I have pictures of Neal in stockings going through my head!:damn:
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Sundays are for relaxation, not for shopping. The same goes for holidays - and we’ve got lots of them.
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A.K.A. BBQ at the beach day!:up:
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When you hear “Volksmusik” - RUN!
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Agree, also run if you see Rolf Harris armed with a wobble board!:eek:
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Yes, we have a public transportation system.
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We do too, but that will make you want to drive after putting yourself at the mercy of it! Just wait till I'm a train driver!:D
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You don’t like to see two men kissing? Look the other way (And don’t go to Cologne).
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and King's Cross in Sydney!:doh:
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If you don’t want to see nipples, don’t turn on the tv.
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Why should I??? I'll just go to Bondi beach or Manly!:p
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It’s not pessimism when you know that everything is bad.
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It's just accepting the fact that it's all screwed up!:yep:
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Should you travel with kids age 16 or older: Watch them.
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They will steal your wallets if you don't!:shifty:
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No math needed. Our stated prices include taxes.
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Unless if your trying to buy a car!:damn::damn:
Otherwise the 16 year old kids wil sit there first!:x
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Tips are nice, but not mandatory.
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"Work hard, and be good to your mum!";)
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We use 220/230 V instead of 110 V. Buy an adapter.
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Ditto! But you will need a different adaptor here as the socket is different!
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Don’t believe everything you read on the web. Not even this list.
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Including this forum!:smug:
