Nothing the good ol' paperbag cant fix. :smug:

I think I'll need that paperbag to barf into it right now.....

HunterICX

Then put it over her head and do her. :yep:

Well, get two paperbags just in case hers falls off you are still covered. :o

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The only places in America where you can get decent ladies for pay is CA, New England, DC, Southern Florida and Vegas. Any other place is just asking for it.

That depends on where you look within each city.

I can promise you are sure to find a lot more of these "Miss Chattanooga" contestants within cities like you mentioned.

Prostitution isnt my thing... despite the fact that every man pays for sex - I have had to make some arrangments before for other things... and there are some high class ladies to be found - even in a hell hole like Chattanooga.

you can get "miss chatanooga" or you can get a real classy gal - It just depends on how deep your pockets are at the time. :up:

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Man I don't think I wanna touch this other then pointing out that I fail to see any humor in it. Most (if not all of those women) have had horrible miserable lives which shows quite clearly on their faces.

Plus I have to wonder if you all are all that much better looking either :p ...bricks and glass houses.

If you want to drink those women hot then you'll have no money left when they start to look decent...

There's a charming song by the Macc ladds with the chorus,"I never went to bed with an ugly woman, but I've woken up with one or two!"

Actually he prononounces it ugerly to fit in with the music but I didn't think that was important..

Willie Nelson wrote that song almost 20 years ago.
This is a cover:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1Fzy...eature=related