e7-e6

Congrats on your 1000th.

I can't believe I lost that knight. My ex-gf came over last night to enlist my aid in an online college exam and knocked the board over with her fat a$$. I had that damn pawn on e4 and didn't even stop to wonder what happened to my pawn on d5:doh:

d1-g4

Did she only become your ex- after the fact? ;)

No but if she wasn't already she would have been.:D I really needed that knight.:cry:
Oh, well. Now if I lose I can blame it all on that. We all know I had a brilliant masterplan and that knight was the lynchpin.:p

d8-f6

g1-f3

aha, so my suspicions are confirmed!

hmmm............e6-e5

I don't know what to move, so I move a pawn.

g4-d4

edit: ah crap

Take it back.

That wouldn't be fair. We've both blundered now so it's okay

No, that was a knight this is a queen. You have one more chance to take it back, your call. I know you didn't mean to do that, and this is a major game-breaker. Think about it.

Very well, I will play g4-e4 instead, but I think we should have a match after this now that we've gotten our screwups out of the way :oops:

Excellent! We still have a game:D


c8-h3

I must avenge the death of my knight, even at the expense of my bishop. He's been buggering the pawns, anyway.

So whos winning.:D

Fatty.
Just wait for skybird to post a graphical representation. You'll see.

g2xh3

Lance is, because I don't know why he gave me that Bishop and yet it's causing me a lot of stress :D

I already told you. He was buggering the pawns. Your problem now:D
btw I would like a rematch after this. Letum is beating the snot out of me, but I'm learning a bit from it. I hope I can learn a bit from our match as well.


a8-d8