Soon, we'll start hearing our "official sources" in Somalia telling us how our attack only killed innocent civilians and the numbers will keep going up depending on who the "New York Times" talks to. :nope:

It's just like when the Iraqi prime minister was on Iraqi TV telling everyone that the US was launching attacks against civilians and everything that moved, and also that Iraqi forces were pounding the US forces into the ground while we were rolling into Bagdad.

They don't like us in Somalia so they're going to tell stories..and I don't think we're going to hear the true damage assessment from the US government any time soon either.

But the truth must be out there....somewhere:shifty:

I think if you look at the facts, there is only one conclusion.

Fact A: The terrorist in question is in fact a man who once sold the great nephew of the Crown Prince of Saudi Arabia some fake XXX movies in a million dollar scam.
Fact B: the Crown Prince is a major (but secret) shareholder in General-Dynamics under the psudonym "Dikc Cheney" (the confused spelling has so far gone unnoticed as most assume it is a typographical error)
Fact C: Profits from General-Dynamics have not been as high as hoped.
Fact D: No one knows anyone who actually lives in Somalia.
Fact E: The up-to-now unexplained abundance of semi-burnt pornographic images around the blast site

It is all clear. The tomahawks were fired to boost sales of more tomahawks, and therefore increase profits from general dynamics. the crown prince's great nephew (liasing with the USN) chose the target in order to have his revenge on the conman. Furthermore he clearly took the opportunity to stuff several copies of Playboy magazine into the warheads of each missile to make his point clearer. And finally who cares what happens in Somalia? Several birds with one stone, so to speak.

The CIA has just reported that the donkey was actually the terrorist in disguise.

It was probably not a donkey at all, but a mule. This all fits in the evilutionist worldwide conspiracy!:doh:

A wise man once said, Chuck Norris is everywhere.


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Two Cruise Missle Costs: $1200,000
Al-Qeeda suspects: 3 cows, 1 donkey
ROTFLMAO: Priceless

That is good old George going after the "turists with his newclar submarines". :D