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Sailor Steve 02-23-08 10:20 AM

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Go look in the mirror.

Have you? :p

No need; I already know what a Bernard is.

An American hooker? :hmm:

If you still have to ask, reread my first reply.

STEED 02-23-08 10:25 AM

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Go look in the mirror.

Have you? :p

No need; I already know what a Bernard is.

An American hooker? :hmm:

If you still have to ask, reread my first reply.

Your Bernard! Well that's rap people cased closed. :sunny:

Sailor Steve 02-23-08 12:33 PM

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Your Bernard!

My Bernard???

Oh, you meant "You're" Bernard, as in "You are Bernard". What you said was "Your Bernard", as in "He's yours. You own him."

Brag 02-23-08 12:45 PM

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Bernard is a force of nature. Even if you could kill him there would be another one waiting for you tomorrow.

Tomorrow? You won't get that long a break :nope:

02-23-08 12:48 PM

Well...let's say he was a spy for the British. Just tell BDU and let them execute him!;)

If that doesn't work just shoot him in the head, get a big rock and chain him to it then throw him overboard.

Jimbuna 02-23-08 01:34 PM

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Well...let's say he was a spy for the British. Just tell BDU and let them execute him!;)

If that doesn't work just shoot him in the head, get a big rock and chain him to it then throw him overboard.

Pointless, he's indestructable....just like his brother :nope:

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STEED 02-23-08 03:36 PM

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Your Bernard!

My Bernard???

Oh, you meant "You're" Bernard, as in "You are Bernard". What you said was "Your Bernard", as in "He's yours. You own him."

No chance, sounds like a American hamburger to me. :lol:

So there for you are Bernard.

Q.E.D

Jimbuna 02-23-08 03:48 PM

MAM....THEY'RE FIGHTING AGAIN!!

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STEED 02-23-08 04:04 PM

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:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

No way, Steve is so :cool: & :sunny:

Sailor Steve 02-23-08 04:26 PM

AM NOT!!!:p

STEED 02-23-08 04:29 PM

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AM NOT!!!:p

See what I mean. :lol: :rotfl:

Jimbuna 02-23-08 06:00 PM

Looks like you were made for each other......if STEED can find the time to get off the keyboard http://img441.imageshack.us/img441/3...gglebigtb9.gif

Sailor Steve 02-23-08 09:57 PM

Hey, Steed may drive me crazy, but he also did me the single greatest favor anyone here has done...well, except maybe joegrundman's help with matching up the U-jagd mod with 6 Dials Simfeeling, and Lehman looking into some things, and...well, still, Steed knows what he did, and I thank him for it.

Avatar 02-23-08 10:19 PM

Bernard is everything inside everything outside everything. He is the little piece of refuse left over after you flush. He is the cigarette inside the beer bottle you drink. He is the torpedo duds that you have perfectly shot. He is the ...

papa_smurf 02-24-08 05:29 AM

In an ideal world we would be able to sack Bernard from U-boat duties and give him indefinate shore leave, but sadly this wil not happen. My own solution is to stick him in the rear torpedo tube when leaving harbour and not let him out until I return to port. This give me the option to fire him at the enemy, but he always finds his way back to port:damn:


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