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Now THAT'S spam!

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OMG !! THAT'S HILARIOUS !!!!

I notice you read the ones about winning a trip to Gibralter and about enlarging your torpedo :rotfl:

Cheers,
Stephen

lol! Never give your hotmail address to BdU..I'll keep that in mind :smug:

:hmm:
What's the Hydrophone?
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I'll explain it in terms even you can understand.

1) Take your telephone (house phone - it won't work with a cell)

2) Get a long extension cord

3) climb into the bathtub (or better, jump in the pool)

4) Then you'll have a hydrophone (for a second or two, at least)
:p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p

OK, I did all that and nothing happened...absolutely nothing.

Out of curiousity, was I supposed to put water in the bathtub first? (I do not have a pool)

Second, what do I do with the extension cord? I don't have it plugged into anything...

Everything else in this thread is very funny, indeed :up:
But to be on-topic then open your message file
data/campaigns/campaign/message_*.txt
* = de or en

you'll then see 8 vertical lines, the first four is time for receiving messages, the fifth line is either 0 or 1. If you wanna make sure, you'll only receive each message once, as in before a save and not after reload, then make sure all are 0.
If you have a big message file, it's a lot of rework, but you asked for it...

Amateurs.:nope: I'm surrounded by amateurs.

Do you remember that little orifice that's located between two fleshy cheeks at the rear of your body :p

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Silly Jimbuna. That would not make a proper hydrophne. Everyone knows that you first fill the tub with water, put the phone in, and then plug the extention cord into a dryer outlet. Make sure to have Bernard actually use your new hydrophone as only he's qualified to operate such a high tech sub mariner device.

In my case, it has been reamed out so much it isn't little any more...

And yes, but it is kinda full right now...with my head.

[Wonders what this is all leading to.]:hmm:

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I was refering to JU-88's Hydrophone spam!!
Seems he looked at Bigger Torpedos and Trips to Gibralter.
So what's the Hydrophone one?
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Would that be Ear Goggles for Diving?
:huh:

thanks, have done it for the german one and if it works il make it available to download. the english one is in progress now, french to follow