only in your dreams Kapt. Phillips.....only in our dreams..........

Kick them in the region of the Fatty Tissue, that wakes them up [especially addressing the things in a pair that now sags that never did before] - then they see the light. :D They usually join Weight Watchers as the next step of STEP ONE of 12. :)

You could always try to cheer her up with flowers...unless you already did that for this week...like you were supposed to... (Valentine's Day and all)...

That's like, women 101.

You know what she said the day after :lol:

"Women dont give guys gifts, its weird"

:huh::rotfl:

never, ever allow that to happen. If you do, kiss Mr. Dingle Dong Good-Bye.

Ding DONG. :)

Well most of my regular suggestions have already be mentioned (flowers) or distances stops them from being done (backscatches, walks, taking her out to see something she's intrested in). Regular contact by phone and email ( A video of yourself doing something romatic or funny (or both) would go down well) A letter or two would get even greater effect!:up:

Good luck with it all!:D

Hi KP

Speaking as someone who spends half his life overseas away from his family...

Phone calls at unexpected times are the answer...

Example...
Your in the USA and she's in the UK, call her at 9am UK time.

She's all... "Isn't it the middle of the night where you are?"
Your all... "Couldn't sleep, thinking of you babe"

Just set your alarm clock, make the call then go back to sleep.

Tried and Tested! :up:


Just adjust for whichever way round the 2 of you are with timezones.

Just be there for her Kapt, and tell her that we're all thinking of our Ubootewaffe Engel.

if she comes to you with a problem:
Don't ever try to fix her...Just shut up and listen to her

(I know it sounds stupid because we (men) prefer to fix the problem. But you know...women world works a little different :doh: )

I'm suprised STEED hasnt jumped in here yet with "Give her a good spanking, KP!"

:rotfl:

Naaah, he'd have blamed Frau Phillips illness on Gordo and his EU cronies ;)

Ring her, tell her how special she is, how much your missing her and the fact she's always at the forefront of your thoughts........Then tell her you love her.