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The medal requirements are the amount of kills without dying. Your kills are 1 (3), because you got 2 kills on sorties 1-2 and died, so the "kill streak" started again. The (3) is the total kills on the campaing, the number infront of it shows the kills with this "life". |
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Joint, as its for Fun:yep: if you read the AAR we are completly beeing the Air Clownz. HunterICX |
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forgot to record trks last night so i cant help on this occasion, but if you can make it clear before we start a sortie , i'm sure everyone will do there bit.. allocating workload will make life easier, just ask everyone to do a particular task, ie: if everyone takes screenies of someone elses flight,pack em up and send to you.That way the pics are not going to vary in quality and have different effects added. http://www.free-animations.co.uk/tra...ircraft_68.gif |
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OK I'll record my next sorties and do my own screenies to send to you.
We are the Flying Circus...:) |
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Well I know I got 3 in total last night so I'[m not going to grump.
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I'll take 4 :)
Oh what happens if you fly under a bridge and your attacker flys into it? Does that count as a kill? I seem to remember that Chuck Yeager got two kills when a wingman rammed into his leader when yeager attacked and din't fire a shot. |
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ATTENTION!
For tonight's possible games, we are using my TS server, as me & Hunter are having problems connecting to the jimbuna's. IP has been changed from the last time: 84.250.201.179 password is wolf |
im having the same thing as you guys
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3th Patrol 16/01/1943
16/01/1943
Dowly: New to the eastern front Xabba? Xabbarus: No, seen some action in the north east Kratos: Nothing much up there is it? Xabbarus: Not really, what about here? Dowly: Almost a Daily double shift. Xabbarus: Sounds better. HunterICX: Wait till you meet the fat chief Goering Xabbarus: great..... Dowly: yeah, just ignore him and you'll be fine and keep your aircraft in 1 piece. Kratos: Ow yep, keep it as you get it...or else you must take a umbrella to his office to cover yourself from his spit. http://i230.photobucket.com/albums/e.../Groupshot.jpg Officer: Gentlemen, your new orders Dowly: it better be good! HunterICX/Dowly/Xabbarus/Kratos at the runway - http://img167.imageshack.us/img167/8777/takeofftr2.jpg Xabbarus: So whats the order? HunterICX: the usual , goering whants us to babysit JABO's from the I/KG1 Dowly: Yuch...again? Kratos: Yeah yeah Dowly, Again. Dowly: but I want to shoot down enemy fighters! HunterICX: I rather be in bed right now...darn cold it is here. Radio chatter - Xabbarus: All clear here. HunterICX: same is up here. Kratos: I have a Top gunner ontop of me, knock it off dowly Dowly: but I'm bored.... Kratos: and I want to keep my aircraft in the air! Xabbarus: watch out we have flak. Dowly: if this you call flak, then goering is quiete a male super model. (Ground Control)Goering: I HEARD ZTHAT! Kratos: Ow why is it me again, got hit by flak! Kratos: Ow boy, its a good hit, my engine is acting up Xabbarus: Return to base Kratos. Kratos: I doubt the aircraft will make it as I have a fuel leak too HunterICX: its always you that has the bad luck isnt it? Kratos: Seems so. Kratos landing - Kratos: Lucky me, I see the airfield <dying engine sound> Kratos: Whoops, Out of fuel HunterICX: Good luck! Kratos: Goering is going to hate me for this http://img530.imageshack.us/img530/8...ashlandoq5.jpg HunterICX/Xabbarus/Dowly engaging enemy fighters- Dowly: Fighters 11 O'clock Xabbarus: roger , attacking the enemy now HunterICX: Roger, engaging the bandits Dowly: Whooohoo finally some action! Xabbarus: P40's seems the americans are helping the russians. HunterICX: I dont like the 50cals on those things Dowly: you dont like anything that shoots at you. http://img247.imageshack.us/img247/3...lykillsvs9.jpg HunterICX: Nice shot dowly Xabbarus: they....turn...quiete...fast... HunterICX: get him Xabbarus! http://img167.imageshack.us/img167/8...bakillshw0.jpg Dowly: Nice one mate Xabba: Watch out mate, incomming bandits. Dowly: Yeh, see them HunterICX: come on honey, be nice and stay in my gunsight, I just wanna kiss your tail Dowly: Oh...oh...Hunter is in his mood again. HunterICX: yeah, like that..now let me softly kiss your aircraft http://img293.imageshack.us/img293/4...erkillsnk7.jpg HunterICX: got one! Xabbarus: Watch out Hunter 5 O'clock high diving on you! HunterICX: Where? <bullet whissling> <bullet impacts> Dowly: Hunter? HunterICX: Ouch, got holes in my right wing! windshield is full of Oil! I'm outta here! HunterICX: Dang, they are really mad at me , they are going to finish me! Dowly: go faster! HunterICX: cant! HunterICX: Owowowowowow....lost...wing..wowowow rolling around, getting sick! <Crash!> Dowly: Hunter! Xabbarus: He's gone... HunterICX: Not quiet! but call a doctor, I can't feel my balls anymore!!! Dowly: will do. Xabbarus: Aaarg...out of ammo returning to base Dowly: good luck, I still have some left Xabbarus: ok, will see you back to base. Dowly: ok...<Machine gun rattling> http://img242.imageshack.us/img242/3...ykills2gt3.jpg Dowly: Wow! the aircraft just blew to bits! Dowly: and now for my 3th kill! http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/2...ykills3io7.jpg Dowly: and thats the last one, going back now <Bullet impacts> Dowly: PERKELE! Xabbarus: Whats going on mate? Dowly: got peppered by a sneaky git on my six! Xabbarus: get the hell out of there, or your fate is the same of that of Hunters Dowly: Hell no! I aint going to crush my balls today! Xabbarus landing - http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/6...balandsrk8.jpg Kratos walks towards Xabbarus plane - Kratos: where are the others clowns? Xabbarus: One is crashed and is looking for his balls Kratos: Must be Hunter Xabbarus: yep, Dowly is racing back to base Dowly: dang...my wing is messed, leaning to to right too much Kratos: your aircraft was never balanced , ferret Dowly: your aircraft hasnt seen a 2nd daylight kratos. Kratos: yes it does, only its smoking a bit now...good if you want to warm up your hands Dowly: Seeying it from here Xabbarus: I better park my aircraft over there..out of the way Dowly: Oww...<swearing in finnish> Kratos: yadda yadda yadda Dowly...get your arse down here. http://img129.imageshack.us/img129/3...lylandsci3.jpg Goering: THATZ THE ZECOND MESSERSCHMIDT!!! Kratos: I didnt knew he could count... Xabbarus: keep it down kratos, hehehe Dowly: pfew..made it! 4 hours later - Dowly: Ah..there is HunterICX HunterICX: Hi I see you are all ok! Kratos: you too I see HunterICX: My usual self I guess Dowly: yep Xabbarus: Whats in that bag? HunterICX: My balls! now I go to the doctor to re-attach them. Xabbarus: he..wasnt..joking..was he? Dowly: About his balls? Nah, he doesnt joke about those. Xabbarus: I think I need a drink and a cigarette Dowly: yeah, me too Goering: Whas about thiz mess? Kratos passes broom to Goering - Kratos: here you go. End of patrol 3 HunterICX |
Hilarious as usual, mate! :rotfl:
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Could this thread be a ticky becuase nobody is posting at the other sticky that Dowly found. Its just a suggestion.:hmm: Dont take it personally Hunter:lol:
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