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Originally Posted by Stealth Hunter

0800 Hours
01/5/1940
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To : U-52 (Leutnant J. Balz)
From : Kptlt. Erich von Stroppel (Flotilla 7)

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Leutnant Balz,

BdU sent me the news of your 100,000+ claim. Good to hear we've got someone to match up to the standards of the aces of today. Unfortunately, the Olympics have been cancelled. No hoochie woochie to interrupt the stadium I'm afraid. Fortunately, we've gotten word of a fat convoy lurking around Loch Ewe. Got about 30 freighters in her . . .
-Kapitänleutnant Von Stroppel

Loch Ewe? Eeeeeeew!
The flotilla surgeon says my fabulous physique has a severe allergy to shallow water. It has to do with salt concentrations that seriously shorten the life span of heroic and talented U-boot Komandants such as myself. :smug:

Thanks you for the ancient cognac. That is very hoochie woochie. :smug:

LT.z.S. Johan Sebastian Balz
A hero dedicated to the service of the Vaterland.:smug:

This hoochie woochie has become like Fonzie saying, "Heeyyyyyy!":up: :up:

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Originally Posted by Stealth Hunter

This hoochie woochie has become like Fonzie saying, "Heeyyyyyy!":up: :up:

Oblt.z.S. J.S. Balz writes:

Non Schmops Kapop reinforces hoochie woochie boom-boom. :smug:

I'm still waiting for Balz to sink the entire British Isles and not just her ships. :rotfl:

"Great Britain went down today for a total of 50000000000000000 billion tons thanks to Kaleun Balz for this remarkable achievement !"

From: BDU
To : U52

BE MORE AGGRESSIVE!

ENDE

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Originally Posted by Stealth Hunter

This hoochie woochie has become like Fonzie saying, "Heeyyyyyy!":up: :up:

Do I get shot for asking: Who's Fonzie? I don't understand...

Yeah, who is Fonzie? How did he get in here? :shifty:

That explains why I can never find anything to sink:damn: