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You feel uncomfortable driving on the highway because you realize that every car can see you on the same depth level of 0m.
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When I drive to work I approach an overpass. Sometimes there's a train passing and I estimate which box car I will intercept when I pass under it!:doh:
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Is it possible to play too much SH3?
Ok, when you realize that you haven't earned a single study point at the university since you bought SH3 ;) |
When you let green mold grow on your bread before eating it. :D
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when you do or think all the things you read on these threads (I do)
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When you prefer to wear a raincoat along with your binocular than to bring an umbrella when you're taking out the garbage in a hard rain. You told your wife that visibility is poor so you bring the binocular with you and your neigbors are beginning to think you have somehwhat lost it.
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When the wife gets remarried and you dont even notice.... nor care! :rotfl:
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Have your kids stand at attention everytime you enter the room and make them state quite loudly, "Attention on Deck"or "Make a Hole".
Make sure every water valve in your home has two backups in line which must all be operated to obtain water. Hookup your air compressor to the sewer line to the house and blow a **** geyser ten feet in the air. Come in side and tell you wife "calmly" I forgot to shut the valve. |
I was watching a program on the Travel channel about taking a cruise. It was about the making of and launching of the Queen Mary II from St. Nazaire in France...and when they flew the British naval flag, the same one that is in our awesome game, I immediately saw that flag flying....at the bottom of the ocean. She weighed over 100 tons...tons of renown.
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When you're in a restaurant and order a glass of milk and an OJ, mix them together and proclaim "U Boot spezielles Cocktail" to the bemused onlookers.:oops:
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when you look through law books just to find mounitng an 88 on your porch is illegal....
when you start judging AOB on nearby cars as you drive... when you jump at every little thing (phone ringing).... when you hum tipperary on a regular basis... when TVs are foreign objects.... when you prefer to be called herrr kaleun....even by your best friends...IN HIGH SCHOOL! Sledgehammer427 |
..you try to drive your car to work at speeds higher than 1x.
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ah yes now i remember... i did that about half a year ago :arrgh!: when you start writing code messages to BDU (your boss) to tell your sick and cant get to work when daylight burns your eye's becouse you replaced all lights with red lights when you start wearing a U-boat battledress at day and a normal KM uniform when going out with the wife |
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