My cats refrain from destruction, they are content merely to get in my way at every opportunity. It makes going down the stairs in the middle of the night lots of fun :)

I've got a dog like that....sleeps on the floor on my side of the bed :yep: ....If you get up in the middle of the night to answer a call of nature, it's like playing hop scotch in a minefield :damn:

Indeed, though I have no photographic evidence to corroborate my claims, my cat does this to toilet rolls too, usually the last one left, he seems to enjoy it immensely. :roll:

Let me tell you something Nick: You dog is a lovely and absolutely harmless animal . If you don't believe me, I can send you my two sons (2,5 and 1 years old) for a weekend in exchange for the dog, and you will inmediately want your dog back (If your house is still standing, that is ) :lol:

Your Honor, all the evidence has been shredded, and there are no material witnesses who can identify the perpetrator. Shredded evidence is no evidence, and therefore not admissable in a court of law. The case against my client is purely circumstantial, and it's his word against...well, no one's, as no one was there to see the crime. It could have been a squirrel, or even the neighbor's dog or cat. Just look at my client's face. Ugly as it may be, it is the face of innocence. If people don't stop spreading scurrilous lies about my client, we'll sue. We could take them for all the dog food they've got...maybe even a steak or two.

IF THE TEETH-MARKS DON'T FIT, YOU MUST AQUIT!


(I get half the steaks, if there are any. If not, I'll settle for some Kibbles 'n' Bits)

LMAO :rotfl:

You'll never know just how often your posts bring a smile to the sternest faced colleagues I have the dubious pleasure of serving with :lol:

They say you'll always be good for a free 'get out of jail card' :up:

speaking of hooligan doggies:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pC3n-...related&search=
:arrgh!: :rotfl:

A Lhasa Apso I believe :hmm:

Here's the family pet.....a real mammies boy :yep:

http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/4945/dylan2lk8.jpg

McBee calls the best lawyer subsim can offer.:know: (See sailor Steve's business card:up: ) ...as seen at Drebbel trail.

...investigators sent to crime scene:
http://imgcash3.imageshack.us/img441...riscopesn4.jpg




police line-up:
http://imgcash3.imageshack.us/img441/8372/rockyzn8.jpg

Book him Dan-O:
http://imgcash6.imageshack.us/img441...ailtimeif3.jpg

Got Bail?

New Suspect?
Have you EVER (remember you are under oath) attacked and shredded the following: Paper towel rolls, countless toys, blankets, or diapers:huh: :dead: .

Your getting nothing out of me copper.....I'm a dog not a canary....I saw how you set up niki :x

Must a crime always have a moral these days? Can't you just commit a crime anymore just for the sake of wanting to be evil ?

rescue party en route!:arrgh!:
http://imgcash4.imageshack.us/img297...nikit62la1.jpg

let the pooch go!:arrgh!:
http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/6...62part5ra1.jpg

Priceless!! :rotfl: :rotfl:

What next, dog in POW camp?:hmm: