hey...who locked the door
me and the crew of U-51 can get in:-?
we just returned after a rather unsuccesfull first patrol and we want something to drink !
to flush down the pain (not really:rotfl: )

I hope I don't get the last pick of the girls again, the one I got stuck with last time was fat, chewed gum, smoked, farted all the time & a face like the back of a bus!:nope: Then again I will probably be so stoned they will all look like Cleopatra!:yep:

Morts, most first patrols are the pits. Your crew are a bunch of deadheads. Here, have a bottle of cognac. that will ease you into patrol two, which is just as bad :yep: Schlurp up!

The taste of booze improves the taste in women! :rotfl: :rotfl:

Har har! U-46 here! We jsut had a very succesful 6th Patrol (still no promotions :s)

Rafty picks up a crate of Cognac and dissapears with a French barmaid down to the celler.

"XO, the ships yours for the next patrol...Im err...missing in action!"

"shakes Brags hand" joly good job old chap.
now where are these girls :hmm:

Hanz. you keep an eye out for our crew. im going upstairs with this fraulein :arrgh!:
and dont get drunk like Thompsen (who drinks a whole bottle of champaign)

Oh dear....party time again it seems :damn:

Have another one, Jim. As the war gets harder, the parties are easier to bear. Oh excuse me, there's a sweetie in need of attention :/\\k:

Welcome and congratulations, Rafty.:up:

:D Thanks!

The party seems to really get going.
Two officers from my boat wearing buckets on their heads are hitting the buckets with sticks. After each hit, they shout. "Wasserbomben."

"Have another drink, Herr Kaleun. Enjoying the party? :huh: What are your men doing?"
:()1: :()1: :sunny: :rotfl: :rock: :rotfl: :()1:

-returns after a few hours with the fraulein-

"ah Hanz. how's the crew ?"

"they are quite drunk herr kaleun, Ebert is dancing on the table, Johan is under that table, Martin stumbeled up with a girl, the crew from the torpedo rooms are outside singing some unknown songs and the others are lost out of sight"

"i hope they will be there tomorrow"

"why herr kaleun ?"

"we are gonna sail out tomorow. even when the boat isnt fully repaired. they have him fully loaded by tomorrow"

"i see her kaleun"

"now if you want to excuse me. im gonna have a chat with the girls over there"

Oh crap! just got me pants down & vommited, you don't want to know where!!:damn:

in your pants ? :hmm:

in your cap?

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: