I whacked a ball at a driving range once, it ricocheted off the side walls a few times and hit me in the face. Never again... :damn:

That's not good :oops:


RDP

That reminds me of the time I helped my father try to cut a golfball in half in the garage with a compound miter saw using a ripping blade....

Never hit your ball when someone is in front of you, even at an angle they gravitate towards people.

Don't beat your boss. (That also includes hitting him with a 7 iron after you went from one bunker to another on the other side of the green and he made a smart alec comment.) :stare: ;)

Bring water, golf can take awhile and you're walking the whole time.

Yes, and would you believe my girlfriend's dad just invited me on a golf trip with him? How am I going to get out of this one? :x

Wear a hockey mask, maybe give the dad one to :D Hey your in Canada right;)


RDP