That would be great. Man charged with masturbation in the first degree.:roll:

I can understand why she didn't want him doing that in front of her kids. But why did she stab him? She could just have called the police and said "there is a pervert in my house and I'm worried for the safety of my kids". But at least she did get a suspended sentense.

Jeeze. I really think that guy needs to get laid. I mean if he's that desperate.:rotfl:

She should have done a "Lorena Bobbitt" on him.......

On second thought that would have been cutting her nose off to spite her face.

What? You don't remember Mrs. Bobbit?! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lorena_Bobbitt


And she is still allowed use of sharp implements!!!