I play tabletop naval games. I read a lot of books. Other crazy people talk to themselves or their invisible friends about all sorts of things. Me, when I'm bored I lecture my invisible class on naval history (or aviation history, or Grand Prix history).:doh: I can rattle off most of the variants and sub-variants of most types of American fighters ever built, and I can name every GP World Champion since the championship started in 1950, plus a lot of the development details and rules changes. I can tell you the difference between British battleships from 1893 on; same with British destroyers. If I don't know the answers, I know where to look them up.

On the other hand, I can't seem to get my life together, my kids won't talk to me, I don't date and I'm still living in a shelter for homeless people. Wanna trade lives?