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Originally Posted by STEED

Watch out SUBMAN1, women libber's and the PC Liberals are after you. Don't panic I shall stop them. :lol:

I feel protected already. :roll: :D

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Originally Posted by SUBMAN1

Quote:

Originally Posted by STEED

Watch out SUBMAN1, women libber's and the PC Liberals are after you. Don't panic I shall stop them. :lol:

I feel protected already. :roll: :D

All part of the service. :yep:

hehe

- when walking out of the shower it is a must for all blokes to wave their private parts at their girlfriend/wife* and make "wooohooo! woooo!" noises at them.

*I'm not sure about the latter though :hmm:

From the guide to how men shower, or similar.

For those of us living in areas parallel to Minnesota and above I'd switch NASCAR for Hockey and you might have yourself a deal.:up:

I never understood the clothes issue with women...:hmm:

I've always thought what they wore would look better laying on the floor:up:

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Originally Posted by P_Funk

switch NASCAR for Hockey and you might have yourself a deal.:up:

:up::up:

I always tell my girlfriend that she would look good wearing nothing at all

<smirk>

But while we are on the subject

Why does my girlfriend ask questions of me that have no answer?

GF: I can't make up my mind, should I wear the blue outfit or the green?

Stupid me: The green one

GF: Why? What's wrong with the blue outfit?

SM: Nothing, I think they are both cute on you (hint to guys never say that something is cute or looks good, but say that it is cute ON YOU or looks good ON YOU. For some reason women like that <shrug>)

GF: But you picked the green outfit.

SM: <looking at my watch wondering if we are ever going to eat> Yes I think it looks good on you (remembering the rule)

GF: So you don't like the blue outfit any more?

SM: (wishing that I had made myself a sandwitch) I like the blue outfit.

GF: Maybe I should wear the blue outfit then.

SM: (thinking about the original question that started this whole mess) Well either outfit will look good on you (BUZZ - wrong answer! Bad man, go to you room!)

GF: But I want to know what outfit you would like me to wear!

SM: (Thinking that I already did when I clearly said the green outfit 45 minutes ago) Please wear the green outfit, it looks really good on you

GF: I think I will wear the blue outfit. I like that way that looks.

SM: <says nothing. Knowing full well that ANY comment will only make this situtation worse> (thinking, at least she did not mention the red outfit)

GF: Or should I wear the red outfit?

sigh

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Originally Posted by jumpy

hehe

- when walking out of the shower it is a must for all blokes to wave their private parts at their girlfriend/wife* and make "wooohooo! woooo!" noises at them.

Its called The Helicopter , if you can make it go around.

:D