Just thought of another couple.

"Come on you f#ckr!" yelled at the screen as I'm lining up a shot with a destroyer breathing down my throat.

"Sink D#mn you!" after the aforementioned scene.

And yes "B#llcks!" as the pinging gets louder.

My other Fav is "how the F%$£K did that miss bloody useless torps" Folowed by "Oh i Damm well give" while banging head of my desk:damn:

Verdammt!!!

"You gotta be F&*!@!g kiding"

This was after I had just shot down a Sunderland and realised it's carcass was on a collison course..

:yep: Ah my best one to date was said by my ever loving SH3 widow wife "Hey babe is ur submarine thingy suppose to be doing that" as i was making coffee i was of course being shot to pieces by 4 spitfires:damn:

My most used phrases are,

NOOOOOO!!!!:cry:

You Barst@d!!!:nope:

Oh S*!t!!!:huh:

and the one you alway fear,

I'm soooo dead!:dead:

I mostly say, "be there in a minute honey";) Give me one more MINUTE HONEY!!!!! HOLD ON A MINUTE!!!! WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT HONEY? HUH? WHAT? WHAT TIME IS IT???? AAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHHHH..........

I used a few "colourful metaphors" about an hour ago.

I was positioned perfectly against a convoy. Fired a two-torp spread on a big fat tanker and realized after they left the tube that I forgot to adjust the spread angle.

Three minutes of nail-biting and cursing under my breath and sure enough, both torps missed. The bow one probably scraped paint and the stern one probably bobbed in the wake a bit. They missed by a "RCH". (An old navy term for something very close. A Red C**t Hair. Because they are so thin and fine etc. )

I had to save and log out of the game I was so "PO'd".. Murphy's Law..

Yup murphy strikes again and when i go what tiem is it its usually time to get up the next day:up:

MY TOP FIVE

Wake up you b******d

You b******d

Bloody b******d

You stinking rotten b******d

Up yours you b******d

I've given up shouting. It doesn't listen..... Now I hit it!!!

Ive did that well i actually kicked my tower it now has a nice dent:up:

I used to have an old and very faithful 486dx100 named Iron Mike.
now where I live in summer its quite high humidity when it was
really hot and humid mikes hard drive had a tendency to stick.

I came in one day from paintball and turned on the computer and
the HD stuck and a message came on the screen that said.

Need boot disk.

so I said.....Good suggestion and gave ol mike a little lovetap with my
combat boots and he fired right up he and I enjoyed that relationship
for another year.

MM

in a similar vein, today i was walking by the harbour, and saw a fishing trawler in the water. my eyes put a periscope-style crosshair over it before my brain even processed the information. :huh:

i was like.... whoooh... cosmic...

OK , i have found the convoy and OMG there is the Rodney . Sneak into position undetected . Still too far away . SH!t , just fired a torp by mistake . For the love of god.