I can't believe all those people who are saying they'd fire upon armed soldiers in the water. I mean, they're just conscripts who've been brainwashed into believing everything their emperor says! Give them a chance! :shifty:

I should also be able to machine gun:

Everyone involved in the Manhattan Project: $3 billion for a bomb that kills 100,000 people? Pfft. Give me some BARs and a couple of twin 40MMs and I'll show those prissy boys how it's done.

Franklin Roosevelt: That miserable bastard won't even dance. I think he's a commie too.

My own torpedoes: I should be able to blow up my own torpedoes just in case I change my mind and want to use my guns on the enemy.

The "Japs": I don't know who they is, but I hear they's nasty and I think they related!

Gosh I truly hope that is in SH $4!!!;)

[quote=Subnuts]Hookers: What kind of game is this if I can't shoot hookers?/quote]
Why poor hookers? How do you intend to keep crew morale high?:rotfl:

[quote=GakunGak]I think it's meant as a parody of games like brain dead games like Grand Theft Auto which was notorious for it's mindless hooker genocide, cop killings, etc.

[quote=Torplexed]Hookers do what they do for money even in GTA. However, HOW they do it in game is a parody...:arrgh!: :dead:

Which reminds me, I want to be able to use my sub as a bordel/taxi! Stop next to a shipwrecked hooker and take her on board, and when you pick up shipwrecked sailors after that you'll see the money indicator in your top-right corner start to rise gradually.

Only problem is that if I get the Destroyers after me (indicated by angry Japanese faces), I may have to dive, which'll detract from the fun of the customers. But then again, maybe I could use it as a "special feature": SEX DURING DEPTH CHARGE ATTACK!". Or maybe not.

Imagine seeing her nude during silent running?
Court-martialed for disobedience.....:arrgh!: [sorry for spelling errors, i'm only human after all...]
Just one question: Are we off topic or we are on topic?:doh:

Topic being:-??

• Things I should be able to machine-gun.
• Age of Yoko Ono; Still alive?
• This thread: Parody?
• This thread: Damned good/silly/pwnage/etc.
• Comparisons to GTA
• Comparisons to arcade games in general
• Comparisons to Rogue Squadron series
• Possibilities of converting submarine to bordello
• Consequences of converting submarine to bordello
• This thread: On-topic?

Pick one.

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
This is out of hand... I'm pretty sure it's best to stick to bordello... As for the whores... Well, we gotta improvise something as those in Das Boot... I think they did a good job...:smug:

You forgot the Conning Tower emblem of +10 stealth.


And my IXB has more mana than yours. :up:

[quote=Torplexed]Ew wee!

What about this for the next sub sim then.

Silent Hunter V (Grand theft submarine):rock:

You and your gangsta friends steal a Tambor class submarine from Mare Island and go on a killing spree up and down the coast of California before 12/07/41!

:ping: :ping: :ping: :ping:

Fun is fun. But's let's not forget that the Japanese packed a lot of the so-called 'comfort women' aboard unventilated transports and shipped them south to the tropics against their will. A lot of them lost their lives due to sinkings, disease, abuse.

[quote=NEON DEON]You think that CJ is up to this? Maybe Tommy Vercetti... NO! That DIAZ guy!

4 Real???:o :o :o

I made this just now (boredom)

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y13...guy/gtash3.jpg





I think its got potential :hmm: