Yes, sir! (Sounds like Polish "Jesz ser" meaning "You are eating cheese" - that's extremely funny everytime I hear it. :rotfl:).

Could I also take my wife and daughter aboard? And possibly the only piece of my grampa left after he sank his ship as a captain staying in the port, dry docked - his big left foot toe?

Bring whomever you wish but they do not get any of my sausage that is tangling from the pipes.