I had a replacement teacher who looked like hitler (down to the mo!). When our class came in we all managed to make our way to our seats without saying anything, ecept one guy who was late getting to class. He took one look at the bloke, clicked his heals, gave a salute, and yelled "Heil Hitler!"

The class just cracked up laughing, the student got kicked out, the teacher started to loose it (he looked alot like Hitler in some of his speeches!). Finaly a head teacher came in and got the class into order.

Still get a laugh when I think about it.:lol:

LOL, that gave me a laugh reading that:lol:

You know youve been playing too many sub sims when you're stuck in traffic, so you pull out your road map, start marking contacts, and making firing solutions.:ping:

Needless to say, I was aiming mainly for them big rigs.:arrgh!:

I do, but it's just so tempting to go for those BMW warships.

:rotfl: :rotfl: Classic!

:rotfl: :rotfl: Wait a second... did you actually yell out alarm or are you joking?

Yes I did, but this obsession hasnt gone as far yet as to make me walk up to lamposts, exclaim "Up Periscope" and expect them to whirr into life, giving me a view over the nearest council estate. Not yet, anyway. :doh:

I have a similiar experience

My classroom is located in a very strange place - right below the stage of the hall

Sure, there is no windows and when other classes are having drama lessons on the stage, they make a lot of noise.

So, what I hear is "bump. bump. bump..." (people walking around on the stage during drama lesson) , "Ah..." (of course, from the drama scripts), and the bell ringing (I don't think I have to explain this)
which make me feel that it is a modern SSN

no windows => modern subs don't surface often"bump. bump. bump..." => when subs are diving deep
"Ah..." => people being bumped into other stuffs when being attacked
bell ringing => just like what you think ... CRASH DIVE

I wish I could be as cool as you guys. :D :D :D

What?? No life outside SHIII???;)