1. Silent Hunter XIV "The Lunar Campaign"

2. If you believe that patrol report I've got a U-boat base in Arizona I'll sell you!

"I know this is a training fascility, but I thought they would at least give us water."

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Builder on dockside: Bernard, where did you put that back of quick drying cement?

Bernard's solution to the "sink to the bottom like lead-filled cinder blocks" saved game bug.

Forget the U-Boats! Send in the tiger tanks!:up:

Here's my contribution;

1) Bernard .... you were specically told not to allow our newest crew member, sponge bob square pants, to go swimming.

2) Message to Bdu: The Allies appear to have developed a new & deadly weapon; The incedibly quick drying cement bomb.

3) OK ... so who let Bernard flush the toilet in harbour this time ??

4) Alaaarm .... dive ...... and breakout the pick Axes.

5) Ok guys .... when I said we need concrete evidence of Bernard's incompetence...

Its the new NYGM tiger tank uboat park :rotfl:

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1. Dönitz- I know I told you that we needed a new dry-dock in this harbor but.....

2. Dönitz- Shortage in ammo, food, personal, medical equipment, and now THIS!!!!


My add to this contest. Hope you liked them, 'Cause I didn't.....

All Uboats will have bow attached drilling heads so as to bore through the ground until they reach the sea bed then they will resume normal operations.

It should be noted that the drill head can be used as a weapon when surfacing is not a option and the U-boat is out of torpedos.:rotfl:

"At the mere thought of Bernard once again plouging the icy waves. the sea spontaniously altered its molecular structure and became as stone."


"Damn those tommies! look at this mess, years of waste pumped into the sea and now you can practically walk on it!"
"Hey someone call the Fuhrer! we no longer need boats to invade England!"

pete

Kiwis "Anti Submerge Concrete Uber Mod" ASCUB
Hey Guys my first mod, only for the elite only for the brave (or stupid) this mod turns the sea into croncrete, yes thats right my Anti-Submerge Concrete Mod. No more will you beable to submerge now its fight on the surface or die! You want a hard campaign well you got it.:p :88)

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Hitler's ambitious plan to drain the Atlantic, thus securing a land route to America, is finally underway!

"Gentlemen I give you the new type 100 invisible U-Boat just one draw back, we missed placed it." :damn: