Dear Steve

Long time reader, first time poster.

I've put the lime in the coconut. Now what?

Regards,

Herr-B

Dear Steve,

I'm scared of Girls, especially when they gather into a pack. How can I overcome this?

Sincerely,
Still Single

Ordered...

Also, what do you do for morning constipation?

Couldn't help but notice that nikimcbee's medal is for 2010 and Steve's is for 2009.

Does that mean that nikimcbee is a better person to seek counseling ?

Counseling Services – Marriage, Family, Substance Abuse ...

www.allaboutcounseling.com
Addiction is one of the most challenging problems dealt with in counseling.

:har::har::har::har::har::har:

Dear Steve,
Sorry but I can not be your girlfriend anymore because my Dad says that I am not supposed to date until I am 16.

Your friend (he said that we can still be friends),

Dave

:O:

^
:har::har::har:

Best regards.

Fubar2Niner

Dear Steve,

Were does the white go when the snow melts?

Thanks,
Frosty

Dear Steve

There is so much about our time together that I am grateful for, but sadly, the time has come for us to part ways. I wish I could say we’ll still be friends, but it’s just too risky for me.
Trust me, this hurts me more than it hurts you.

Good-bye forever,
Billy

:O:

Dear Steve,
When picking my nose in public what is the best booger disposal
method? Finger flicking or shirt swipe?How about while on a dinner date?

Signed,
Boogy Fingers

Dear Steve,

Why should I never teach my granny to suck eggs? Whilst on the subject, just because I laugh last, does it necessarily follow that I laugh longest?

If my grandmother made my father a transvestite, if I gave her the wool, would she make me one?

Puzzled

Dear Steve,

How much wood, would a woodchuck chuck?
If a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Honeybadgered in Hawaii.

Dear Steve,

My friend sent me this pic. What is this and should I.....I mean, should he be concerned.

Regards,

Pussnuts

http://i351.photobucket.com/albums/q..._78/herpes.jpg

Dear Steve, If the world ends on Dec 21st, can I get my money back on all the Christmas presents I bought?

Your friend until the end,
Georgie

Dear Steve

Best ignore this thread...for your own sanity.

Regards
Deeply Disturbed