Granted, there YOUR mothers iced raisin cookie and she gets mad. You stole your mothers cookies.

I wish your mother would not get so angry.

Granted, she is now angrier than ever!

I wish for a slice of pizza right now...

Granted, you have a piece of pizza at the time you wished it, but since it is 48 minutes later, someone has stolen that piece of pizza and left you with a stinky rotting lumpy runny chunk of Limberger cheese instead

I wish to know who stole the pizza from Rifleman13

Granted, but as it was you you knew that already

I wish getting Lae was easier

Granted, but jimbuna already is pretty easy.:o

I wish I didn't notice trends.
http://steelturman.typepad.com/photo...louseau_pi.jpg

Granted, but when you get a lae, you find out that it's a cheap plastic chinese made knock off that you could have got from a two dollar store.

I wish I was getting more hoildays over Christmas....

@nikimcbee: Granted you stiopped noticing trends and start following the trends
@bookworm_020: Granted, you've been enlisted in the Royal Australian Navy and get this Christmas off but in January are sent to patrol Antarctica



I wish this thread was congruent

Granted, but it does so without all the bloody violence of a unification war

I wish we had a unification war

Granted, we unite against Raptor1! :/\\chop

I wish I could stop the film "Australia" from being watched!

Now that's a wish that's hard to crush!

I wish the film Australia was never made

Granted, but Wolverine aka Hugh Jackman has his shirt off for 7:45 minutes of the movie and we cannot be denied this! :up:

I wish my hair wasn't going gray....

Granted, now someone dumped a bucket of green paint all over your head.

I wish this smiley pirate :arrgh!: doesn't look too creepy...

Granted. Out of concern for a "kinder, gentler" Subsim Radioroom, Neal decides to adopt a Care Bears™ smilies theme with a new "sunshine on flowers" color scheme.

I wish I knew why the heck I was still up at this hour reading this thread.

Granted, now you know it's irresistable and you will forever be up late

I wish those damned German 5o6s would get out of the way

Granted those damn German 5o6s get out of the way but you had to call in Chuck Norris...once they saw him coming they shot themselves...because it was less painfull than taking an ass whooping by CN...

I wish Chuck Norris would cry...I hear his tears cure cancer


KD

Granted. Knowing you're the one who made him cry, Mr. Norris acquaints you with the world's most common cause of tears...PAIN*... from a roundhouse kick so fast that it hit you before his foot left the ground..

I wish I had gone back to bed instead of staying up to read this thread.









*Note: "pain" and Chuck Norris are considered synonymous.

Granted, but then you couldn't crush that wish, therefore becoming dishonored and having to commit Seppuku

I wish rivers weren't so hard to cross when there are armored divisions on the other side

They aren't, for Superman...

I wish wishes cost people money...

Granted, your wish just paid for the economic bailout plan three times over

I wish I had enough money to pay for my wish

Granted, but they do not make wooden nickles anymore.

I wish it didn't hurt when I pee.