Granted, but then the eye passes and the winds pick up stronger than before, knocking out power and phone lines and leaving you with no computer access or internet access whatsoever and nine months later you have Triplets.

I wish my video card wasn't so outdated.

Granted your VC is now top of the line and up to date with all the latests drivers, bad thing is is that your PC is now out of date


I wish fair weather for my bros in southern Tx..

Granted, your area now receives the visit from Ike.

I wish that nobody is injured or hurt by Ike.

I wish I could grant that last wish

Granted but the waves from Ike swamp the shores washing everything from the coast up to Oklahoma, Lake Texhoma is now home to Galveston Island and Texas is 1700 miles of beach.
Neal has to start SS all over again from a beach hut, which is now in Eisenhower state park...

I wish I had a dune buggy with a 500 gallon tank on it...

Granted, I know not this "500 gallon" type of tank, but it probably crushed your dune buggy under it's treads

I wish threads had treads

Granted, threads are now accompanied by complimentary 500lb steel track links for each post. You must obtain one before posting again.

I wish to unwish Raptor1's wish on everyone but him.

Granted, but since none of us is "him", we all still have to get our 500lb steel track links before we post

I wish 500lb steel track links only weighed 5 lbs

Granted, they weigh only 5-lbs on the Martian moon Phobos.

I wish hurricane season would call it quits for the year.

Granted, but it comes back twice as hard next year

I wish I had an evil potato

Granted:

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I wish potatos were legal currency.

Granted, free chips for all, no catch

I wish I owned the Hindenburg (in its pre-exploded state)

Granted, but Paul von Hindenburg doesn't make a very good pet or slave

I wish it was not

Granted, it's not.

I wish my fly would stay out of the ointment.