Granted the whole planet is now busted I hope your happy now.

I wish womens farts did not spell bloody awful.

Granted "womens farts" do not spell "bloody awful", but that was true before you wished it so now your olfactory sensors are overloaded with bloody awful smelling womens farts

I wish I could think of a good wish

Granted, but you can't remember it

I wish I had a pet Psychologist

Ol' Sod it. :oops: :lol:

Back on topic...............................

Granted back on topic is being able to bend over and place your head between your legs....thus allowing to kiss your ass goodbye when the time continuim factor that Randomizer saved in a bottle of anthrax spores collapses thus allowing a spread of hell for 5oo miles whilst women are farting nasty smells which only disturbs Jimbo...

I wish Jimbo had a O2 mask when this happens....

Granted but the hated fat woman who sits across from him has the intake valve connected by a hose to her bottom.

I with anthrax spores produced edible mushrooms instead of anthrax.

Granted, but they contain Anthrax themselves

I wish to destroy the blasphemy known as Facebook

Granted but then your Bebo friends hunt you down because they now don't have any Facebook friends

I wish flaps were up

Granted, the flaps are now up, about 30 meters above the flaming fuselage of your aircraft

I wish I had more tank divisions

Granted but with all those dividers in your tank, no one can move around.

I wish my dog would chew what she is supposed to chew and not chew what she is not supposed to chew.

Not sure how this turned into posts about farts, but I want to make something clear from a scientific perspective:

The reason the Particle Accelerator exists is because scientists do not know exactly what is going to happen. If they did, there would be no reason to build it.

Never forget that.

-S

Now I am getting skeptical. This thread I clicked on was about the LHC. Looking at this, that is not what I got. SQL error?

-S

Granted, but she decides what is supposed to be chewed and what is not.

I wish that the next time the Wife tuned in the Shopping Channel an attack by radioactive mutant flying penguins in flamethrower armed hover tanks supported by rabid zombie lounge lizards completely destroys the network and everybody on it. All for only four easy payments of $39.95 plus applicable taxes.

PS. Looks like tomorrow or maybe Saturday at the latest will see Dream Crush 3K. Good Luck to all the contenders vieing for this prestigious milestone. Too bad there can be only one...

Granted, she now changes her subscription to another channel provider which has even more dedicated shopping channels.

I wish people didn't drive me crazy.

granted, now the people will drive you nuts.

I wish these strong winds would calm down along the coast

HunterICX