Granted, the Joker isn't funny, he's hilarious, so hilarious that he makes us all laugh so hard we wet ourselves :oops:

I wish I'd worn my Depends for that last crush

Granted, but everyone still laughs at you when you put them on

I wish I knew how one says "Nicht Landen" in French

Granted your wish I knew how one says "Nicht Landen" in French is granted...although Chuck Norris doesn't like French and he kicks you with a roundhouse giving you the abilty to now speak swahili...

I wish for the next 100 wishes to be broken by a Chuck Norris act...:D

KD

Granted, but that means you are not going to be the wealthy billionaire you were going to be...because the next 100 wishes were going to be just that...sorry.

I wish my brother weren't so stupid with his health...

Granted, he's now smarter with his health but far dumber with his wealth

I wish I had more cheese

Granted, but the mouse in your house is so envious, it attacks you in the middle of the night whilst your sleeping and gnaws its way into your brain and taking control of your physical actions.

I wish it didn't mean a man is a mouse just because he eats cheese.

Granted, it means a man that eats cheese is a Frenchman now

I wish I could eat cheese without becoming French

Granted, now, when you eat cheese, you become a Green Bay Packers fan complete with the "cheese head" foam hat

I wish Cheetos were good for your health

Granted, but bad for your breath.

I wish all financial monopolies were commonplace.

Granted, but since they are commonplace, a 'special person' such as yourself does not have access to, nor can they reap the benefits of them. Sorry...

I wish there were someone around with excellent graphic talents.

Granted, there are somewhere around these forums, but you're too blind to see them.

I wish could get around to what I'm doing.

Granted, you get around to doing it, but find it's more work than you want, so you give up.

I wish someone else could do my work

Granted, but since that's the job of a maid, you have to pay them $100 bucks for every service.

I wish that I had The Venture Brothers DVD collection.

Granted, and lucky you got the HD DVD version so there are no players available for playing them

I wish I had some Singapore Chilli Crab for dinner

Granted, but the bugga nips your tongue whilst your eating it.

I wish my sun would shine.

Granted, your sun is now shining, but it only shines where the sun used to not shine causing extreme discomfort and charring in the rectal area

I wish the mother of all bombs wasn't such a mother

Granted, the mother all bombs explodes, taking out father of all bombs!

I wish it was the weekend

It is, for me...but you still have 3 days left to do and then you have to work both of your days off without pay.

I wish it were not a full moon tonight...

Granted, it is only half a moon tonight....therefore all werewolves get a night off.

I wish I understood the meaning of misunderstanding.

Granted, now you understand why you do not understand

I wish the paradox could be solved with a good deal of bloodshed