There's only one star in Milky Way

How many Unicorn is there left in the the fairytale world ?

Markus

Absolutely none since the fairytale world is dead.

If a baby’s butt pops out of its mother at 11:59 PM, and the head comes out at 12:01 AM, what day will the baby be declared to be born on?

Gahhh!! I hate this question!! My friends tell me the answer all the time and I forget it every time.

He would chuck enough wood.

Do fish get thirsty? :hmmm:

Only saltwater fishes get thirsty.

Why is the sky blue?

Cause God is a big Elvis fan....."Blue Suede Shoes...Blue Hawaii...."

Why are smokes so damn expensive?????

Because the wages of death is sinful.


Who'll stop the rain?

Whoever turns the sky tap off first.

What happens when you get 'scared half to death' twice?

You buy 2 sets of underwear, and a lottery ticket.

If you're complete in Heaven....does that mean that Jewish guys get their foreskins back????

That depends upon whether they object to them having already been used or not.

Is it true cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?