Granted, they already did! And you have been tasked to hunt down for them using a nail and a paperclip...

I wish guns never jammed.

Granted, now they dont work at all.

I wish that Time would wait for me (when I want it to)

Granted, but whilst you are waiting history repeats and we all die horribly in the vacuum of space

I wish cream drushing was as gratifying as dream crushing

Granted now everytime you crush a dream you will step in a jiant ball of cream. (best I could do now)

I wish I was better at crushing dreams.

I hate to tell you this, but you will never get better at it...in fact you will get worse.

I wish I had some lemon bars to eat tonight...

Granted you get your lemon bars...but they come in the form of 6x12 planks with lemon pledge on em....the splinters alone kill you....although you crap out a small birdhouse before you die....:up:

I wish small birdhouses were actually condos...for multiple families


KD

Granted, and as the protagonist for this movement you get to move your family into the first one and find that your sofa just won't fit through the hole in the front.

I wish I had a flame thrower

Granted, but your aim is bad and you incinerate the family pet, mistaking it for Task Force.

I wish conundrums were explicit.

Granted conundrums are explicit...however they change the spelling to c-o-n-d-u-m-s...people rejoice and clowns start making balloon animals from them...


I wish insurgents glowed green in the dark...

Granted, they also irradiate anywhere they go to and are now known as Radiation Zombie Insurgents, only effective weapon against them is Radioactive Exploding Zombie Cows

I wish I had some Radioactive Exploding Zombie Cows

Granted, you have some Radioactive Exploding Zombie Cows, but they were ground up in that last Whopper that you ate and you now have Radioactive Exploding Zombie diarrhea

I wish not to be the person that has to clean up after Raptor1

Granted, now you have to clean public bathrooms, with a tooth brush.

I wish that there were no Radioactive zombies.

Granted, they are all replaced by normal Zombies in the next Zombie apocalypse

I wish the Axis didn't have those infernal 4o6s

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:No crush there, already had to do that in boot camp:D

:rotfl: Get going thoes toilets need a good scrubing.:rotfl:

Granted the axis now has the dreaded 411 posi...making their cars hook up on nailing the throttle...resulting in a crash through the crowd on rapid accelleration and maming 35 spectators...you were one of them

I wish TF and DT had wished a wish...and now would inherit an IQ of 127


KD

Granted, they inherit an IQ of 127 above you, which gives them an IQ of exactly 50 once you add them together.

I wish this game were not so addicting...

Granted, you now fall asleep out of boredom, are late for work tomorrow and lose your job.

I wish Dangermouse wasn't so friendly.

Granted he isn't...it is just a ruse to lull you into a false sense of security while he steals your cheese.

I wish I had overslept this morning so I would be late for work and lose my job.

Granted, you lost the job but your superior decided to give you a second chance.

I wish we would go on that "alcohol trip" in two weeks