Granted, it doesn't...but then again it doesn't work either...

I wish Subsim had some more smilies to add to our messages...:lurk: :lost: :help: :gulp: :/\\chop :/\\!! :/\\x: :fff: :ahoy: :/\\k: :-j :()1:

Granted, and seeing as how jimbuna owns the copyright to all the good ones....he makes a fortune.

I wish that last granted wish became true.

Granted, but he is payed with the Subsim Dollar, which unfortunately is worth about as much as the 1923 German Papiermark

I wish the Subsim Dollar was worth more

Granted, but only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 0001% more.:yep:

I wish for jimbuna to give us real money.:cool:

Granted, Jimbuna gives you 1 Icelandic Krona each. In total that would cost him about a fiver

I wish I could get more value for money

Granted you can, but not in this lifetime.

I wish lifetime was a man's channel.

Granted, Lifetime is now a man's channel, but you are now a woman

I wish NealT hadn't made me crush that wish that way

Granted he stood over you and whipped you into sumbmission making you take the crushed wish back, which in turn falls on the next person...
So lifetime is a mans channel although Neal goes blind and deaf in a freak cooking accident and cant watch or hear it...

I wish I hadn't had to recrush a wish....


KD

Granted, now the wish crushes you into a pulp!

I wish it rained US$100 bills instead of water droplets...

Granted, and they are all counterfeit so spend up big fella

I wish business was better

Granted, for the moon people, exporting their precious mined cheese

I wish we could mine cheese in mines as well (And not landmines, either!)

Granted, we can mine cheese in mines as well (And not landmines, either!), cheese is now mined in naval mines (no, naval, not navel)

I wish I had a scuba suit so I could mine some cheese

Granted but now you are missing your air tanks and with your heavy weightbelt, you sink to the bottom of the ocean never to be seen again.

I wish someone would forget how to crush wishes.

Granted, but not your wishes

I wish my counterfeit money was real money

Granted, Its really real counterfeit money

I wish Joe had covered the beaches

Granted, he covered them with 3 Italian factors

I wish the Italians would just surrender seeing as they don't have anywhere to retreat to

Granted the Italians just surrender seeing as they don't have anywhere to retreat to...except a sub...now it's called an Italian Sub...with Mayo

You buy one,choking, because you bit off more than you can chew. The fat lady sitting across from Jimbo once again saves a life by hurling her 390# body across your torso to get the bit of sandwich, you savored so much, to dis-lodge from your throat...your crushed like your dream into a pool of mush...although while dis-lodging the bite of sandwich, which in turn hurls into the air, a dog from the sidelines jumps into the air swallowing the chuck of food which hours later he craps onto the floor...which causes four peoples death from slipping and falling....


I wish he had ordered chips with that meal....



KD

Granted, he ordered chips with that last meal, but they were Buffalo chips 'causing even more slipping and falling and dying and stinking and brown mess for the janitor (insert favorite subsimmer's name here) to clean up

I wish I could stop laughing at the image created by Koondawg's crush:rotfl:

Granted, you now start crying uncontrollably.

I wish cannibals had better taste.

Granted, they taste you with BBQ sauce

I wish the Axis would give up