|
Yes and no
Can this thing actually work? |
Yes, it it's not broken.
How do you make seven even? |
By adding 3.5 to 3.5
Where are my shoes? |
If you're doing it right, one on each foot.
What's the difference between sneakers and runners? |
Quote:
Why call it a television set when there's only one? |
You will know after learning the difference between an adjective and a verb.
Was my answer correct? |
Technically.
Why did the beach blush? |
It saw a naked jim. :o
Have you seen a naked jim on the loose? |
Not since I started wearing clothes outdoors.
How fast do you need to cook for it to be considered "Fast Food"? |
4 minutes according to drive thru.
Because we're bad people, when will our reunion in Hell be? |
Too late. We're already in heaven.
Why won't heaven wait? |
Because it had to catch the last bus before it left.
Where does the "o" come from when we abbreviate "number"? |
Because I was the one who helped make all the abbreviations in this world.
What is the average age of a great-great-great grandfather snail? |
14 just like you.
Can we get off this ride? |
No you're in it for the duration, shoulda brought a puke bag and some viagra.
Is loudly farting on elevators as funny to you as it is to me? |
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