Granted, that image leaves your head and invades Stealth Hunters and mulitplies itself to infinity like a person looking into his reflection in a mirror with a mirror behind him

I wish infinity would last longer

Granted, but it eventually reaches a finite point.

I wish that you would never find the antidote.

Granted, he finds the cure instead

I wish he never would've found the cure

Granted, but you both die, because you never found the cure/antidote either.

I wish that I could open a time paradox whenever I wished.

Granted you open a time paradox whenever you want but it stills places you on the crapper...you realize your crapping yourslef to death...

I wish kittens were born without claws....

KD

Granted, they are born with long needle sharp teeth and glass paper pads on their paws

I wish Chester W. Nimitz could remember the address of the Allies forum

Granted, but Nimitz is dead, so it doesn't really matter.

I wish I had my very own u-boat complete with crew and torpedoes and ammunition and supplies.

Granted, it's 1944 and you set sail for the English Channel!

I wish I wasn't dead :cry:

Granted, but you're a zombie!!!

I wish the walking dead would lie down and sleep.

Granted, in YOUR backyard!

I wish I could stop my hiccups.

Granted they stop when you die in JB's back yard.

I wish the elections took 3 days.

granted, they take 3 days but it does not change the fact that you are deprived of voting right.

I wish that old vet would win.

Your wish is granted - NOT

I wish elections were last week instead of tomorrow....

Granted, the elections were last week, but since the vote ended in a tie and Congress and the Senate cannot decide who should be President and Vice President (respectively), Nancy Pelosi becomes President and immediately declares herself the supreme Monarch of the USA and abolishes the Constitution

I wish my candidate (Howdy Doody) had won instead.

Granted, his first act as President is to annex your place as a puppet state

I wish puppets could run the country without pulling strings

Granted, it is the puppet masters who do the string-pulling...

I wish TarJak could get his act together... :arrgh!:

Granted TJ gets his act together, but it comes to late in the play....ACT VI and being a musical most people wont see it because they have fallen alseep...

I wish Plays weren't so boring and have so many acts....


KD

Granted, the next play you attend shall consist of only 1 Act - 6 minutes long...replayed 100 times over.

I wish today were Wednesday.