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It's all jabberwocky and conjecture.
How many miles was Miles ahead? |
If it's Davis your on about , then he was Streets ahead.
How far behind was Mike Skinner? |
By a neck(skin).
Do mermaids wear C-shells? |
Not always, some wear Y-fronts apparently.
What if the Hokey Pokey REALLY is what it's all about? |
Then life as we know it is futile.
Does self abuse make you go blind? |
I need eye glasses.
Does that count? |
I doubt glasses have the ability to carry out mathematical calculations.
At a movie theater which arm rest is yours? |
Which ever you can claim first.
Does the same apply on aircraft? |
Not on the flight deck it doesn't.
Why do superheros wear their underwear on the outside of their clothes? |
Have you seen the speed they get changed? No wonder they get it wrong.
What is the point of a superheroes cape? |
It makes them more mysterious and makes sure that you know they are a superhero.
What if God was one of us? |
He'd probably be disappointed.
When do the aliens get here? |
who says they haven't already?
What is the point of mosquitoes? |
Malaria
Who will win the FA Cup this year? |
Accrington Stanley.
Can you get clothes in the size Extra-Medium? |
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