Granted but you will be too hot.
I wish that somebody will tell me what Hoochie woochie means!!!

Granted, but it kills Balz and there's no Hoochie Woochie.

I wish I could be Erich Lowenhardt.

Yes Balz finally dies!!!
Granted but you get shot down by the Finnish Ace Dowly!:p
I wish i could be Erich Hartmann and get to kill Dowly in IL2

Granted, but flak shoots you down and you're captured by the Russians who use their infamous genital torture techniques on you. Enjoy!

I wish that a NEW IL-2 came out, and I was still better than Dowly.

Granted, but the novelty would soon wear off as you realised you were just another addition to an ever lengthening list of people.

I wish bees couldn't sting.

Granted but now they kill. :lol:
I wish Dowly nelieved in Santa.:lol:

Make sure your mom orders the right one :up:

http://img401.imageshack.us/img401/2...costumehy9.jpg

We've already taken delivery of the one for Dowly :lol:

http://img401.imageshack.us/img401/8...costumeho7.jpg

Granted: youve got youre costume that should keep you quiet for a bit:rotfl:

i wish Jimbuna would hurry and get to his 11,000th post might stop all this spam:smug:
:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Granted, but in the hurry jimbuna slips on the wet floor and lets 5,000 posts fall to the ground and shatter, forcing him to double his spamming efforts to recover his posts.

I wish the moderators would remove 5,000 posts from jimbuna's post count.

Granted, but they all die in a sinking ship, and SubSim is lost forever.

I wish that Lord Satan had a Ferrari.

Granted, but he drives it over you and your family several times in his hurry to finish his Christmas shopping.

I wish that everyone has a great Christmas.

Granted Except For The Oven Door Jamming at your place
setting the turkey alight an event to be recognized by history
as the origins of the Great Australian Continental Fire.

I Wish I could stop posting.:hmm:

Granted. But then you read one of Reno's most excellent and eloquent responses and you can't help yourself. You try to be as clever and funny but fail miserably. You end up doomed to post forever in vain attempts to be just like him...perfect.

I wish I wasn't so humble.

Granted but you overcompensate and ...............

http://echosphere.net/star_trek_insp...rk_preview.jpg
(thnx rdp)

I wish the snow would stop.

Granted, however seeing it has snowed for 75 hours straight and at a rate of 1ft per minute you now cannot leave your house until the spring thaw.

I wish Mush had a supply of good Australian Red to see him though the winter.;)

Granted. Mush's home is filled floor to ceiling with Australian Red. But not just any Red, this is that legendary blend of Coonawarra Cabernet and Barossa Shiraz, the 1962 Pendfolds Bin 60A. Mush is giddy with delight. He drinks through the spring thaw and collapses flat on his face in a drunken stupor. From his vantage point he watches the leaves blossom on the trees outside his bedroom window. Then he sees the leaves fall as Autumn turns to winter. Soon the snow begins to fall....

I wish I had a Pioneer Elite 60 inch 1080p plasma HDTV with a Blu-Ray player, Def Tec towers, and the blu-ray disc of Dave Matthews live at Radio City Music Hall and Catherine Zeta Jones snuggled up next to me in that sexy little red thing I bought her for Christmas while we both enjoy a bottle of 1962 Penfolds Bin 60A and sing along with Dave as he belts out "Crash into me". (http://music.aol.com/video/crash-int...tthews/1954082)

Granted, but you know you're getting an old black & white curved TV with no remote, a mono speaker, a recording of Dowly squeaking and Hillary Clinton drunk on Budweiser jumping all over you while you scream for help in terror and panic.

I wish August would let me pirate on his Christmass decoration. :arrgh!:

Granted, but so many people disagree with what you do that the community send you to Coventry for your actions and you have to resort to creating your own thread as this is now your only means of posting and maintaining what little sanity you have left.

I wish Ubisoft would release a SH V.

Granted but it turns out to be direct plagerism of Silent service and
the eula you clicked agreement to granted you full legal responsibility
Sued by the descendants of micro prose employee's led by the great
great grandson of fletcher christian your are left void
of any bribe money and can no longer afford a pack of crisps or even
to pay attention.

I Wish that future sims would merge all branch's into a wonderful
"second life of the second world war" where you can be rosie the
rivetter , albert speer, Ike or Johnny frost in the air on the ground
and at sea. and where when you spend your weekend sailing
a virtual convoy across the ocean you get payed huge money because
telepresence allowed you to be working a real convoy of goods at the
sametime as you played allowing us all to make a living in playing our
favourite sims (except rdp)

Granted...You emerge from the telepresence transmorgifier as Hilary Rodham the riveter. After an exhausting day of riveting you fall asleep in the cargo hold of a liberty ship bound for Guadalcanal. The ship is torpedoed 175 miles west of Espirtu Santo but you manage to survive by clinging onto a large barco lounger. After several days of drifting northward you are swallowed by a gigantic whale. The whale endures a bad case of indigestion but continues on its migratory route north. As the whale approaches Honshu it is spotted by several Japenese fishing vessels. It is soon surrounded and harpooned. The fishermen bring the whale aboard and cut open the carcass. That's when you are discovered and taken prisoner, but not before the fishermen have their way with you.

I wish TteFAboB didn't mess up my last wish. You got to admit that was a heck of a wish. And how someone could be so inconsiderate as to replace Catherine Zeta Jones feeling all mellow and loose from the wine with a cackling agressive Hilary sloppy drunk on Bud is just beyond me. Why would you do that? I wish to have my last wish back.