(Dang, Chock...now I'm all confused.)

In the spirit of the holiday season Skybird and Waste Gate bury the hatchet...in each other. Fortunately because they were both wearing the new Dragon Skin body armor they were not seriously hurt.

I wish I was the new James Bond.

Dang...I thought I was confused before...

Granted. You never granted Chock's wish. Reno did.

I wish I were faster on the keyboard.

Granted! You are now James E. Bond, Employee #GT1000-007. Due to extreme slowness in keyboarding, your bid to become a Dell Computer help center employee has failed. Instead, you take up a more lucritive position as a janitor ...

I wish everyone would have a Merry Christmas...

Granted, but I'm not ruining that wish.

I wish I didn't have to ruin DeepIron's wish.

Granted. The wish is not ruined and everyone will have a Merry Christmas. Not only that but there will be peace on earth and goodwill to men...unfortunately the women will have to wait a little while longer.

I wish I had hair like Donald Trump.

Granted, I'm still trying to work out why you would want that but now Ivana wants to marry you.

I wish I knew what to wish for.

Granted. In a moment of inspiration you too wish for Donald Trump's hair. However, a freak windstorm causes the comb over to act like a giant windsail. You suddenly find yourself airborne like Sally Fields in the Flying Nun. At first, you think that its' great fun but then, too late, you realize that you're flying over restricted military airspace. A pair of F-16's are scrambled and shoot you down.

I wish I was drunk.

"I wish i was drunk"

Granted. In your drunken rage you go on a rampage and kill 6 people and you are sentenced to a lifetime in prison.

I wish i had some cheese.

Granted, however the cheese was unpastuerised and the bactiera it contains kill you and the unborn child you were carrying.

I wish I had wished for something better than Mr. Trumps hair.

Granted, so you wish for Ivana's hair and Donald falls in love with you and you both enter into a GAY relationship/civil arrangement.

I wish you'd post some photos for us all to look at.

granted, but you might regret that due a heart attack


i wish i had U-124

Granted but you get Sunk on 2 April, 1943 west of Oporto, in position 41.02N, 15.39W, by depth charges from the British corvette HMS Stonecrop and the British sloop HMS Black swan.

I wish i had a chocolate bar.

Granted, but a big boy comes along and takes it off you.

I wish electricity was free.

Granted but then you'd look like this:
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I wish I could sleep good tonight....

Granted, but you sleep in and get in trouble when you get to work.

I wish I could be in my new house now instead of next month!