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UnderseaLcpl 09-08-08 02:27 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by jimbuna
I wish the bitch I sit opposite to at work is off sick when I arrive today.
Granted, but it's because you gave her HIV.

I wish jimbuna had used a condom.

Mush Martin 09-08-08 03:59 AM
Granted he did on you but it busted

I wish I had a bagel.

TarJak 09-08-08 06:57 AM
Granted, however it was sitting under Jim's condom when it broke

I wish I could go fishing instead of going to work tomorrow

Mush Martin 09-08-08 07:27 AM
Granted but you fish off of shark Island and as you are baiting
your first hook a great white leaps over the boat and returns
to the sea on the otherside along with your head sporting
a very astonished look.


I wish I didnt have this bagel anymore.

Jimbuna 09-08-08 08:24 AM
Granted, and since you've scoffed it all....you don't have it any more.

I wish my order from France would arrive.

SS107.9MHz 09-08-08 09:25 AM
Granted, your orders are to clean the toilets

Wish I'd be 7 years younger

Jimbuna 09-08-08 09:48 AM
Granted, welcome back to your mothers womb.

I wish fire didn't burn.

STEED 09-08-08 09:59 AM
Granted now you can insert it up your nose.

I wish TV adverts were banned for life.

Raptor1 09-08-08 10:44 AM
Granted, causing the world economy to collapse and the communists to rule the earth

I wish STEED didn't send us to our doom

Jimbuna 09-08-08 10:48 AM
Granted, he only sent you.

I wish there was no smoke without fire.

Tango589 09-08-08 01:11 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by jimbuna
Granted, he only sent you.

I wish there was no smoke without fire.
Granted, but every cigarette lit ends up as a raging inferno.

I wish my cats were lolcats.

Raptor1 09-08-08 01:20 PM
Granted, but deyr in ur hed, chuwing ur brainz!

I wish I knew how to do the lolcat thing better

Mush Martin 09-08-08 01:41 PM
Granted after being wrongfully convicted of a crime you didn't
commit you are put in solitary confinement for life, and get
lots of time to practice however it does you little good with
no humans or communications to interact with. eventually in
order to develop some more significant relationships in your situation
you decide to become the progenitor of the LOLcockroach thing.

I wish I could remember what a dangling participle was.

Tango589 09-08-08 01:50 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mush Martin
Granted after being wrongfully convicted of a crime you didn't
commit you are put in solitary confinement for life, and get
lots of time to practice however it does you little good with
no humans or communications to interact with. eventually in
order to develop some more significant relationships in your situation
you decide to become the progenitor of the LOLcockroach thing.

I wish I could remember what a dangling participle was.
Granted, but it's dangling over your head ready to drop and land with a wet splat.

I wish solar-powered torches worked at night.

Raptor1 09-08-08 02:05 PM
Granted, but they don't have half the effect of real torches wielded by an angry mob

I wish an angry mob would come to my friend's house


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