Granted, but the alligators were frightened off by the saltwater crocodile that lives there.
I wish the crocodile that lives in my toilet is too busy eating alligators to bite me on the bum

Granted, but it isn't too busy to bite you in the balls instead.

I wish I could watch.

Granted, you are also in the same bathroom. As soon as the croc's done with TarJak, you're next! :lol:

I wish I'm watching all this action on a TV feed from inside a panic room. :arrgh!:

Granted your watching this on a CC tv inside a panic room, however, when the crocs are done wiith jimbo and TJ they find their way into the panic room via the crapper...they toss you around like a pair of Vegas dice before snapping you in half...

I wish I could be on the Hazmat crew cleaniing up the panic room with Steve Erwin...


KD

granted, but you suddenly suffer a heart attack brought on by shock when you see one of TJ's eyes wink at you and what's left of a pair of lips say "hello sailor".

I wish problems were less problematic.

Granted, they are but the problem is that people just cannot see it because of the mountain of problems they heap upon themselves while trying to sort through the everyday problems of not being problematic enough if you understand my meaning and if not...then that's YOUR PROBLEM not mine because problems are just not problematic for me as I have no problem telling myself what I meant to say.

I wish that alligator had not enjoyed himself so much feasting on TJ's whatever it was that JB was so closely and intently scrutinizing...

Granted he didn't

I wish I was no longer up to my nutz in alligators and crocodiles

Granted your now up to your nipples in crocs and alligators...:rotfl:

I wish that TJ's nipple rings choak the croc and alligators and he survives...:up:

KD

Granted, TJ survives and is now charged for killing various protected and endangered species of crocs and alligators.

I wish for someone to alter the timeline so this post will never be written in its current form...

Granted, it isn't. Once upon a time, there was a little crocodile who liked nipple rings. As it was running in the fores it met up with a big, bad wolf.

I wish I could take a day of vacation today.

Granted, however because you do you miss out on the free lunch that your boss buys his employees today.

I wish there was such a thing as a free lunch

There is...it is free for people like me...paid for by people who are "Sea Knights" using tax $$ or tax Euros.

I wish that JB would move up a couple of meters so my rivets would stop creaking.

Granted, but then he is detected by the DDs, and the resulting DC and Hedgehog attacks destroys as well

I wish people were more careful of the destroyers

Granted, people are more careful of the destroyers, but they are so busy running away from the destroyers, they forget about the airplanes and are pummeled by bombs and torpedos and strafing and..............

I wish that "Burger King" guy in the commercials would really put some money in people's pockets (especially mine)

Granted, its he takes twice the amount he put in.

I wish the burger king guy would stop stealing money.

Granted, he graduates from simple pick-pocketing to industrial espionage and money laundering

I wish that Burger King guy wasn't so dastardly

Granted, now hese just plain evil.

I wish I could shoot down hunter in the next free for all dogfight.:yep:

Granted, but when he bails out, the AI takes control of his plane and makes it collide with yours despite the fact that it was 2000ft below you and had to do a vertical climb at 2000ft/second to hit you.

I wish the IL2 AI was constrained by the same physics that the player aircraft are

Granted the AI pilots now fly like 'girlies'.

I wish my suspicions were unfounded.

Granted, and you are back to step one in determining who tried to kill you

I wish Jimbuna would never find out who was trying to kill him *cough* *cough*