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Perhaps you are confusing it with the TV advert where they just sacked their posterboy candidate for being a racist prick? I suppose it doesn't help their case when the founder of the UKIP calls Nigel a dumb drunken racist :har: |
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BTW: Not seen the TV advert, or any advert as they all naff me off so I go out make a cup of tea or read a page of my current book with the sound down low. |
TIME FOR A RANT
IF THE BLOODY LIBERALS WANT MY VOTE THEY BETTER PUCKER UP AND KISS MY ARSE ALONG WITH SLIPPING ME A FEW BOB. So far this week.. Three leaflets though the door. Two leaflets sealed in addressed envelope to me though the door. One leaflets sealed in addressed envelope in the post to me. They better take note of my NO COLD CALLERS sign or they are in for it. |
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Jim's voting UKIP. :huh:
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I'm not sure any of the buggas are worth voting for...not even the party I'm a member of.
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VOTE FOR THE ROYAL PARTY THE TRUE BLUE PARTY THE PARTY FOR YOU...OR MUMMY WILL SHOOT YOU. |
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So did you hear what the fuss was about ? Obviously you did as you wouldn't have commented on the fuss if you hadn't heard about it. Yet you cannot see what the fuss is about? Is that because you havn't looked but chose to say you couldn't see anyway? Have you looked at the latest fuss? Should Lenny Henry bugger off out of Britain to a black country? The beauty of that latest typical piece of racist UKipcrap is that Dudley is of course in the black country:rotfl2: |
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A young man named David bought a donkey from an old farmer for £100.00.
The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day. When the farmer drove up the next day, he said, "Sorry son, but I have some bad news...the donkey is on my truck, but he's dead." David replied, "Well then, just give me my money back." The farmer said, "I can't do that. I went and spent it already." David said, "OK then, just unload the donkey anyway". The farmer asked, "What are ya gonna do with him?" David said, "I'm going to raffle him off", to which the farmer exclaimed, "you can't raffle off a dead donkey!" David, with a big smile on his face, said "Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody that he's dead." A month later the farmer met up with David and asked, "What happened with that dead donkey?" David said, "I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two pounds a piece and made a profit of £698.00." Totally amazed, the farmer asked, "Didn't anyone complain that you had stolen their money because you lied about the donkey being dead?" David replied, "The only guy who found out about the donkey being dead was the raffle winner, when he came to claim his prize. So I gave him his £2 back plus £200 extra, which is double the going value of a donkey, so he thought I was a great guy." David grew up and eventually became the Prime Minister of Britain, and no matter how many times he lied or how much money he stole from British voters, as long as he gave them back some of the stolen money, most of them thought he was a great guy. |
I see Adolf Smith has just made my life more of a living hell and driving me further into debt. My depression is becoming more suicidal at this rate may as well check out and be done with it.
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I presume your referring to this...doesn't sound very good,
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This valuable training will open up the prospect of being an employed shelf stacker in poundland, if poundland stops using forced labour and actually employs workers instead of sucking off the government teat that is. Live in the hope of the glorious day when poundland will actually pay people to work. |
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The thin end of the wedge perhaps?
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