Granted, but not nearly as funny as the next one

I wish the inevitable crush of this dream would be funny

Granted, but everyone is laughing so much at your Irish funeral and you can't understand a word they say, due to how terrible you feel inside of your coffin. :dead:

And your wish is???:hmm:

Oh well consider it crushed anyway.

I wish geetrue had wished for something substantial so the crush was worth it

Granted, but he did and since it was written in invisible ink, you just were not able to see it.

I wish mushrooms had more taste.

Granted, mushrooms have more taste. They taste a lot like the dung they grow in.

I wish dung tasted better

Granted, dung now tastes like vindaloo. Or is it the other way around?

I wish that the pizza delivery guy would hurry up and get here with supper.

Granted, but your order was for a dung flavoured vindaloo pizza right?

I wish my kids were ready

Granted, but it turns out they weren't ready, and they die in the Ring of Death whilst fighting Thorjborg.

I wish that I was the Man of the Hour.

Granted you are voted unanimously man of the hour on the obsure
pacific island of Pago Pago where the Cannabalistic natives honour
the man of the hour by serving him as the main course at the honours
dinner. this way the tribe can integrate his greatness into all of them.
meaning they are easily duped into eating their entire peoples out
of existence.

I wish I knew the significance of consequentialism in a metaphysical
universe.

Granted... but then God revealed to you that his true intention was to create a physical universe not a metaphysical one!

I wish I knew better!

Granted, you now know better than you, but nobody else.

I wish this bed would make itself.

Granted, your bed makes itself in fine military, coin bouncing form, but you are in it at the time and, since the sheets are tucked so tightly your entire body is compressed to the point that you can't breathe and in a psychedelic haze of oxygen deprivation, you suffocate

I wish the world wasn't so round

Granted its now wibble wobble shape and you just upset many people.

I wish the EU to be nuked off the face of the planet.

Granted STEED

:D

I wish for the whole world would take a bath in jam.