Old enough to know better, young enough to still get away with it.

What's a good cure for an attack of the vapours?

A bottle of rum.

Which form of public transport do you prefer?

Trains.

If a ship shipping ship is shipping shipping ships does that make it a shipping ship shipping ship?

It's still a cargo ship as no matter what is on board? It's Cargo!

Did I really just say that?

I guess so.

What is your favourite smell?

fresh baked bread


what's yours?

1998 Grange Hermitage

What's your favorite taste?

I'd get another infraction if I posted that here.
:03:

How many infractions do I have anyway?

Not nearly enough yet.

When will you take delivery of that package?

As long as it's not ticking...

Could this thread be considered a form of chronocide?...


<O>

Or genocide even.

Shan't be doing that again will we?

I never learned to stop touching the pretty glowy thing on the electric stove. :o
Oh! Look! A pretty glowy thing! OUCH!!!
:/\\!!

If BigFoot is smart enuff to hide from us, How come they don't wear shoes that leave smaller foot prints?
:hmmm:

Because the blokes that make the footprints haven't thought of that yet.

Shall we dance?

I don't care to...

...but, have you evr danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?...


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Yeah, when I'm in a joking mood.

Can a short person "talk down" to a taller person?