Granted, but both are full of calories and not good for you so you will either die of liver disease or of a heart attack.

I wish that darned school bus hadn't hit my car today.

Granted, but your car shouldn't have called that darned school bus a sissy

I wish red wine wasn't full of calories

Granted now it tastes like donkey poo and you love it.

I wish I knew the secret recipe to Coka Cola.

granted you do but everytime you try to make it all you get is american
beer.
(Best crush ever)

I wish we would keep the food and drink out of wishing and crushing
its ruining too many dinners.

Granted now your busy having a sonic crap lasted three months.

I wish Maxi Pop came back, man you could bleach the house down on that pop.

Granted ooops no sorry, that was mini pops all your mp3's are now
mini pops.

I wish I had a worthy comeback for a change.

Granted jimbo will send you his secret to exploding party dolls which should help.

I wish for more wishes and even more and lots more.

Granted but in the way of these things they are granted only to those
other than you.

I Wish for another Stella
and due to a surplus of wishes provided by
steed.

I wish we all had another stella.

Granted, but it's a Stella chocolate bar.

I wish freedom was cheap.

Granted, I'm free to crush your dream

I wish TS had video

Granted, but you'd have to change out of your dress before you logged in.

I wish these curlers in my hair weren't so tight.

Granted, the curlers in your hair aren't so tight, they're ever so tight

I wish curlers were made out of anchovies

Granted, but nobody would eat them

I wish that would get over there and do this

Granted, it got there and did it.

I wish my insight was on the outside.

Granted, your insight is now visible to all and they mock you ceaselessly for you short-sightedness and idiocy.

I wish that the inevitable crush of this dream would be really funny.