Granted, and seeing as it's your favourite colour, you can now wear it.

I wish I knew where Task Force was.

Granted, he's behind you wherever you go so don't drop the soap

I wish flying was as easy as lying down

Granted, now everyones doing it, and the airways get so conjested. The FAA surspends all flying.;)

I wish :hmm:.

Granted, however what it does not tell you is that due to a manfacturer's defect in one of the welds, it sinks to the bottom of the bay on it's first dive...fortunately the crew survives but is split up throughout the rest of the Navy and the Captain is courtmartialed and summarily drummed out of the service.

I wish it were just a tad bit warmer.

Granted, but tads are notoriously red hot creatures and you get somewhat singed.

I wish I did what I was thinking of doing earlier.

Granted, you go ahead and rob that bank

I wish Jimbuna would share some of his ill-gained non-sequential serial numbered money bills

Granted, Jimbo shares some of those ill-gotten non-sequential serial numbered money bills, but he shares them with his new mistress (the biatch across the desk)

I wish the biatch would buy me a bunch of big boy toys

Granted, but they are now well worn from prior use/abuse by her.

I wish constapation didn't resemble a logjam.

Granted now it resembles a traffic jam.

I wish traffic jams wernt so jamed with cars.:yep:

Granted, they are jammed with Peshkas full of highly combustible avgas and 1.5 tons of bombs each

(Sorry, not doing the obvious jamming it with jam or ranting about the fact that it's jammed, not jamed)

I wish to be far, far away from any Peshka traffic jams in the near future

Granted, now you are in the area where traffic jams consist of trucks that hual Nuclear bombs.:lol: and there clocks are almost done ticking.:yep:

I wish I was har away from anything that is explosive.:yep:

Granted, you are now in an obscure government research facility, where traffic jams consist of trucks carrying highly corrosive chemical substances

I wish the world just didn't have any traffic jams at all

Granted, but now lines are longer.

I wish waiting was no longer a bad thing.:yep:

Granted waiting is no longer a bad thing - - - after you are dead.

I wish that I could type faster.

granted, you can type faster but you still can't catch up with Jimbuna The Spammer

I wish she was my girlfriend
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Kranz beat me to it.
Granted, now you type so fast they fall off.

I wish NealT`s fingers didnt fall off.:yep:

Granted, yours do instead.

I wish people were respectful and tolerant of one another.

Granted! IN YOUR DREAMS!!!

I wish we developed our own directed-energy weapons! :arrgh!:

Granted, but they lack the energy to actually do any damage

I wish the Grey Wolves could meet every weekend in RL and not just on TS

Granted, but the exhaustion and escalating costs cause them to get fired and they are forced to live on the street

I wish reality wasn't cruel