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Like so many others, they are blind to the obvious.
Which is the tastiest dinosaur? |
A Bernard Metthews turkey dinosaur.
What time should I knock off work today? |
Not until the pub opens.
Does the UK not have 24hr licensing yet? |
Yes we do, you can get pissed at any time.
Have done a jackson Pollock on the pavement? |
Are you a drip then?
How many boyfriends or girlfriends have you had? |
One girlfriend, now wife.
No boyfriends, unless you count that one evening in Bangkok. :o Do you have any phobias? |
No, I have a fear of phobias...
What was that sound?.... <O> |
I heard nothing.
Did you hear anything? |
It was the sound of one hand clapping.
Should I have another beer? |
Too late, I've grabbed it.
Time for another later on? |
Nah, time for wine.
Red or white? |
Both, I'm thirsty.
Why does it always happen to me? |
Because it stops it happeng to me.
Whats the oddest thing you've had for breakfast? |
The eye of a tiger.
How old would you be if you didn’t know how old you are? |
Then you would be as old as you think you are.
How old do you have to be? |
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