Granted, im now kidneyless and I cant walk, thanks a lot :cry: :shifty:


I wish that raptor1 would lose his legs in a freak microwave incident

Granted, some freak living in a microwave hacks off Raptor1's legs but then goes crazy and hacks off everyones legs

I wish everyone could walk and had all their internal organs and no more wishes would be crushed

Granted, but now everyone becomes bored and a mass suicide is planned.

I wish chocolate wouldn't melt.

Granted, now thay cant melt it on to hot fudge, or mold it into candybars/chocolate rabbits.:lol:

I wish I had 1 candy bar.:D

Ganted, but only the wrapper...I ate it's contents.

I wish tremors were theraputic.

Granted, they kill you so you don't have any stress to be relieved.

I wish I knew a programing language.

Granted, you now know APL ("A Programming Language", yes it's really named that:D), but no one uses it for anything so you are destined to remain permanently unemployed and destitute

I wish COBOL was a flavor

Granted, COBOL is now the same flavour as sulphuric acid and you just volunteered for the blind taste test

I wish I had a nice cold beer

Granted, But it comes in a cup that they just used to get all the water out of the overflowing Toilet.:up:

I wish they could fix that toilet.:lol:

Granted, they reposition it above your headboard...remember the overflow isn't fixed mind.

I wish the next SS Meet was next month.

Granted, but it's in Argentina and they won't let you into the country.

I wish subsim meeting happened every month but not in Argentina

Granted, it's not in Argentina. It is on Cuba.(every month)

I wish Castro was alive

Granted, he is still alive, and communism still haunts the earth

I wish all communists would die a miserable death

Granted, all communists die a miserable death, but this means that the vast majority of congress and half of the senate are now dead and are replaced with a bunch of guys in french maid outfits who consort with sheep

I wish this guy :|\\ would quit smoking so he'll live longer

Granted, now he goes crazy from trying to quit smokeing.

I wish for a magic lamp.

Granted, but the genie is on strike because of union regulations

I wish genies didn't unionize

Granted, now they are all out of work.

I wish my Genie wasnt out of work.

Granted, your genie is now back in work, but also back in the lamp, permanently

I wish my freekingoober wasn't so frackenblasted

Granted, its been flagnasticated instead

I wish Robespierre hadn't ordered Danton's execution

Granted, he ordered him to clean the communal latrines forever, starting at the outbreak of the plague.

I wish I was in Philadelphia.